i'm freakin' tweakin' this morning

[simple]

this morning I had 2 cans of mountain dew and about 200 mg of pseudoephedrine - and that was before my cup of coffee

how do you wake up?

 

[APRIL]

Thread missing coke.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what the fuck is that thing?

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Red Bull or coffee

 

[simple]

Thread missing coke.

"cans of mountain dew" is my code name for lines of coke

 

[simple]

what the fuck is that thing?

that's my blue eye'd piece of baby poo getting molested by a native american

 

[b_sinning]

I need to go get some caffine. I've got a headache.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I smash my trouser trout in my nightstand drawer

 

[smileynev]

wtf is pseudoephedrine?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just drink a couple cups of coffee to get woke up
Sometimes maybe eat a donut
If Im feeling REALLY drowsy, Ill drop some acid. But then I dont get much done all day.

 

[APRIL]

"cans of mountain dew" is my code name for lines of coke

I do dew.

 

[APRIL]

I just drink a couple cups of coffee to get woke up
Sometimes maybe eat a donut
If Im feeling REALLY drowsy, Ill drop some acid. But then I dont get much done all day.

Acid.. you wanker. Hit the rocks man.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Acid.. you wanker. Hit the rocks man.

Pickle juice on the rocks?

 

[APRIL]

Pickle juice on the rocks?

Of course, with a little tapeworm at the bottom.

 

[simple]

wtf is pseudoephedrine?

it's the active ingredient in dayquil that acts as a nasal decongestant - it raises your heart rate

 

[smileynev]

it's the active ingredient in dayquil that acts as a nasal decongestant - it raises your heart rate

You have no blood for your penis.

 

[simple]

I do dew.

 

[simple]

You have no blood for your penis.

damn right

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Of course, with a little tapeworm at the bottom.

We could market it like Mezcal!

 

[bast_imret]

I had a fresh baked cookie this morning with my coffee. From a co-worker. IT was