i'm bored and feel like whoring a sexy pic of myself

come on fags, my hair is so pimping... and normally it is down but i didn't have a shower that day and it was all nasty.

I will see your pre-shower headshot and raise you...








ONE JAR OF SLICED PICKLES
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BaTampte(sp?) pickles > Vlasic

14 out of 10 Jews agree.

I shall consult the Kosher aisle at my grocery store.

I choose Vlasic because they have a more crisp texture than Claussen, my Grandmother's pickle of choice, and Mount Olive, which was, at one time, my wife's apparent favorite.
 
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I shall consult the Kosher aisle at my grocery store.

I choose Vlasic because they have a more crisp texture than Claussen (my Grandmother's pickle of choice) and Mount Olive, which was, at one time, my wife's apparent favorite.

Nothing compares to the Ba Tampte or however the fuck you spell it, pickles. They are in the fridge case.

They're blessed by a Rabbi, you can't go wrong.

Much like the Israeli Air Force, a Jewish pickle doesn't take any shit. It's one crisp mofo.