Movie IITS

[Jehannum]

BoSs hE cAlLeD mE a cHIcKeN FuCkeR!!!!

Don't be saucy with me, Béarnaise.

 

[OOD]

We're going to the race, we're going to win first place, and you have an ugly face.

I don't have an ugly face, you have an ugly face.

You have an ugly face.

You have an ugly face.

Your mother has an ugly face.

 

[wetwillie]

She had the smell of a brand-new car.
That's just about the finest smell in the world, except maybe for pussy.

 

[OOD]

They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me. OOOOOOOOO MMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

 

[wetwillie]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Vader :
" LUKE !!!!"
" I'm your great aunt . "

Luke :
" Noooooooooooooooooooooo ! "

Vader :
" That's right , all those cookies and nuns farts , It was I that baked them ! "
Luke :
[unintelligible] !!!

 

[Frau Blugher]

Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division

Can't remember if this was Catch 22 or the Mash movie .Possibly neither ?

 

[nukes]

Can't remember if this was Catch 22 or the Mash movie .Possibly neither ?

Yes.

 

[Strings]

Can't remember if this was Catch 22 or the Mash movie .Possibly neither ?

Full Metal Jacket.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I cant see a thing in this helmet

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

I cant see a thing in this helmet

Ace, this is not the time. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

 

[HipHugHer]

Got all summer to plan your glorious return and this is what we get, grandpa?

 

[Strings]

Got all summer to plan your glorious return and this is what we get, grandpa?

Maybe he's going for a butterfly effect.

 

[wetwillie]

For Darth . . .


Parenting is like your Aunt Edna’s butt. It goes on forever and it’s just as frightening.

That’s not the sign for poop, that’s the sign for milk! This is the sign for poop!

 

[Frau Blugher]

I suck at this game .

 

[Strings]

They can't all be zingers.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Got all summer to plan your glorious return and this is what we get, grandpa?

Theres a lot to be said for brevity

 

[wetwillie]

Theres a lot to be said for brevity

You're about 8 words over the limit.

Good to see ya, gramps.

 

[HipHugHer]

Theres a lot to be said for brevity

Still waiting for the wit part.