Thread If you were reincarnated as an inanimate object...

I would be robin meade's bra :drool:

watching her show right now which is why it immediately jumped to mind
 
You can't pick particulars bro, you're a bra or something else. If you're a bra you're whoever's bra buys you. Could end up on a fatty. Do you wanna take that risk?

..which one would you choose?

I was thinking perhaps a wooden spoon cos they get used in all the tasty things like chocolate cake and such.


Which means you could be the wooden spoon for the worst cook on the face of this planet.....you know....the ones that add 1/2 cup of salt instead of sugar since they look the same.
 
I would be Inez Sainz' thong.


With a brain, though, and also senses, so I could enjoy it.







This thread sucks.