Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
April23 said:Whew. I find staches... eerie. Like pedo eerie.
My mustache has a puppy in the back of a van it wants you to see
April23 said:Whew. I find staches... eerie. Like pedo eerie.
April23 said:Whew. I find staches... eerie. Like pedo eerie.
Drool-Boy said:My mustache has a puppy in the back of a van it wants you to see
April23 said:Do I have to take my clothes off first?
Drool-Boy said:The mustache says yes, yes you do.
Sarcasmo said:Yeah, mustaches are a bit...70s to me. I really can't stand them. And they tickle when you make out. If a dude shaves his pecker out of courtesy then he should shave his lip, too.
Drool-Boy said:And a two toned ricky ricardo jacket?
And an autographed picture of andy devine?
FlyNavy said:i could solve some mysteries, too
Floptical said:I figured I would pose a rather interesting philosophical question of if you died today and were reincarnated as a moustache what type would it be. Now you may ask yourself why a moustache? Why not a bird, someone famous, or a +5 magical sword. Well you may not know the moustache or as the French say "le moustache" when worn properly can give you the power to look into someone's soul. Plus it can be used as a tickler. Viva le moustache.
Moustaches not pictured the K-Federstash, schmuckstash, and the ever popular lady stash
Dharma1521 said:I want it known that regardless of the replys that I am about to read I still veto your mustache.
Death to the stache!
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April23 said:Didn't take you long to sign on at your new job. Ruthless I tell ya!
looks awesome. did you take the opportunity to twirl it all evil like every now and then?SchmilK said:Moustache March 2004
Yup..i made that...it was my first mustache ever...took me 6 months of training for the final judging of mustache march...and I WON!! but i got no prize other than the rediculous looks i got everyday for 6 months walking around a professional office with that silly stache on my face heehehe
FlyNavy said:looks awesome. did you take the opportunity to twirl it all evil like every now and then?
SchmilK said:Sitting in meetings i would gaze aimlessly out the window twisting and pulling on it
This was the full growth a month earlier...then march 1st i had to cut the chin hair off and go with the mustache only.