If you ruled the world...

[ZRH]

If I ruled the world it would be awesome.
I'd be ruling from my orbital asteroid base.
I would appear on giant screens throughout the planet, naked and painted in blue paint just like the blue man group.
It would be here that I would address my minions with policies of awesomeness.
Im pretty sure the world would be fucked, but it would get fucked in style.

They did that in James Bond movie... Die Another Day I think.

 

[Visker]

I'd have you taken out by having you buried with Jade Goody.
neither of you need be dead.

 

[Visker]

I'd have you taken out by having you buried with Jade Goody.
neither of you need be dead.

 

[ZRH]

Give it a few days.

 

[polo]

stop listening to jonny cash - jackson and i might take you seriously visker.

 

[Duke]

I'd have you taken out by having you buried with Jade Goody.
neither of you need be dead.

I'd have you taken out by having you buried with Jade Goody.
neither of you need be dead.

if you ruled the world, would you teach your phone how to finally not double post?

 

[Visker]

I'd do away with the internet.

 

[Sarcasmo]

i was laughing from the opening line.

So you flip out and tell people to shut the fuck up when they talk about trying to have kids but you lapse into hysterics when someone says "If I ruled the world it would be awesome."

 

[polo]

So you flip out and tell people to shut the fuck up when they talk about trying to have kids but you lapse into hysterics when someone says "If I ruled the world it would be awesome."

the full stop was my favourite part

 

[Visker]

Kids will be banned in my utopian futute.
However, Angus Young will be appointed my deputy.

 

[Visker]

Kids will be banned in my utopian futute.
However, Angus Young will be appointed my deputy.

 

[ZRH]

If I ruled the world
ID BREAK YOUR FUCKING PHONE SO YOU CANT POST ON IT

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Kids will be banned in my utopian futute.
However, Angus Young will be appointed my deputy.

He's not that young, you know. Don't let the name fool you. He's actually in his fifties.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'd ban the internet...

 

[plot]

I'd ban the internet...

yea, you'd last like 6 minutes.

 

[Duke]

And let's face it, you can say "Fuck 'em" all you want, but ultimately there's very little you can do to control 7 billion pissed off people.

Me and my five, er, four nukes say otherwise.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

yea, you'd last like 6 minutes.

Did you forget to read the OP? Specifically, the first fucking line..

 

[plot]

i'm just sayin, that crosses the line.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Then I win!

 

[polo]

i am very pleased that the tory's are going to storm home in the elections next year.