If you had to choose between...

[smileynev]

...being stranded on a deserted island where you were forced/coerced/enticed to become involved in a homosexual relationship with a middle aged, overweight, washed up Flash the comic book character, or you could be Jabba the Huts ass washer, what would you choose?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i'd choose that this thread sucks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ass warsher cuz you can always scrub the mung off but once youve had balls acrossed the chin, its forever

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Jabba's ass washer, cuz then I'd have a good view of Leia

 

[smileynev]

i'd choose that this thread sucks.

Sorry, thread doesn't apply to chicks.

 

[smileynev]

Can someone make him look more like Drool

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ass washer because then I'd be famous!

 

[jaxxor]

is this flabby guy is just doling out blowjobs without reciprocation?

 

[smileynev]

is this flabby guy is just doling out blowjobs without reciprocation?

Nope. Full on sexual relationship. Give and take.

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

I'd wash that ass, because later that night I would be getting some sweet Twi'lek ass off that dancer.

 

[Desslock]

I'd wash ass. Rag on a stick time.

 

[jaxxor]

I'd wash that ass, because later that night I would be getting some sweet Twi'lek ass off that dancer.

I have no choice but to agree

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd wash ass. Rag on a stick time.

Pressure washer yo
Never have to touch ass

 

[smileynev]

I'd wash that ass, because later that night I would be getting some sweet Twi'lek ass off that dancer.

Those tentacles....they're like extra hands...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Those tentacles....they're like extra hands...

She'll be stealing your wallet during the encounter

 

[smileynev]

She'll be stealing your wallet during the encounter

I keep all my credits on a secure Iden chip clipped to my left nipple.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I keep all my credits on a secure Iden chip clipped to my left nipple.

In that case she can massage your prostate, little wookie, and nipples all at the same time

 

[jaxxor]

I'd wash ass. Rag on a stick time.

made me think of this

 

[Coqui]

[MG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/osbourne.jpg[/IMG]

made me think of this

I'm half tempted to change this to a link and put NSFW on it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The pit stains have caused my pants to become excruciatingly tight