FYI If You Don't Believe in Evolution (Haha! Controversy Thread!)

APRIL

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Then how the hell do you explain this very human behavior?

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The first monkey pushes the second monkey into the water and KNEW he did something wrong (you can tell by his body language) then the mom and the rest of the gang rushes over to save and comfort the baby that fell in the water.

THEY ARE OUR DECEDENTS!!!! This is exactly how my family operates; I'd push my sister into the water and the parents would come rushing over to save her.
 

my little brony

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Then how the hell do you explain this very human behavior?
It's not human behavior. It's primate behavior. We are primates so we do it too.
Monkeypushedinwater.gif


The first monkey pushes the second monkey into the water and KNEW he did something wrong (you can tell by his body language) then the mom and the rest of the gang rushes over to save and comfort the baby that fell in the water.

THEY ARE OUR DECEDENTS!!!!
Descendants mean they come after us. To the best of my knowledge I have not fathered any monkeys.

We are also not descendant from them. That's not how evolution works.


It's a good thing you're hot. :heart:
 

Applesauce

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I gave my sister a concussion once and when she called me from the hospital, I told her she was gonna pay for telling on me.
 

Applesauce

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N I swear to Jesus, she brings this up to anyone who will listen when we're drinking. I don't see what the big freaking deal is? She got medical care, did she not??!
 

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Then how the hell do you explain this very human behavior?

Monkeypushedinwater.gif


The first monkey pushes the second monkey into the water and KNEW he did something wrong (you can tell by his body language) then the mom and the rest of the gang rushes over to save and comfort the baby that fell in the water.

THEY ARE OUR DECEDENTS!!!! This is exactly how my family operates; I'd push my sister into the water and the parents would come rushing over to save her.

What has no use of arms or legs and floats in a pool?













Ape's sister.
 

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It's not human behavior. It's primate behavior. We are primates so we do it too. Descendants mean they come after us. To the best of my knowledge I have not fathered any monkeys.

We are also not descendant from them. That's not how evolution works.


It's a good thing you're hot. :heart:

She said decedents, not descendants. Which means April thinks they are dead. Zombie chimpanzees!
 

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It's not human behavior. It's primate behavior. We are primates so we do it too. Descendants mean they come after us. To the best of my knowledge I have not fathered any monkeys.

We are also not descendant from them. That's not how evolution works.


It's a good thing you're hot. :heart:

Maybe that's why April and fly aren't having kids. She tried before and got a chimp, so she's afraid to risk it again.
 
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APRIL

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So your dog never knows it did something wrong? :fly:
That's just a reaction to our reaction. Otherwise, they wouldn't know.
It's not human behavior. It's primate behavior. We are primates so we do it too. Descendants mean they come after us. To the best of my knowledge I have not fathered any monkeys.

We are also not descendant from them. That's not how evolution works.


It's a good thing you're hot. :heart:
Wow. That was a big fuck up- what was I thinking? :lol:

sorry Ape, your Apes fail.
Can it, Jesus lover.

I gave my sister a concussion once and when she called me from the hospital, I told her she was gonna pay for telling on me.
Wow. I have stories of hurting my sister a lot too. Once we got into a fight in the playhouse and she hit her head on the hooks that kept the windows closed. She ran inside bleeding, passed out and her head hit the toilet. I've also sat on her and made her cough up blood.

Anime was just smart enough to not fuck with me. :shifty:

What has no use of arms or legs and floats in a pool?













Ape's sister.
Ha! :lol:

i'll believe in evolution if i can have a great grandpa to the 11ty degree be a velociraptor
You can make deals! Plus I thought you believed in evolutionszzz.

Maybe that's why April and fly aren't having kids. She tried before and got a chimp, so she's afraid to risk it again.
I'd take a chimp over a kid... it would totally freak out LemonFresh.
 

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Wow. I have stories of hurting my sister a lot too. Once we got into a fight in the playhouse and she hit her head on the hooks that kept the windows closed. She ran inside bleeding, passed out and her head hit the toilet. I've also sat on her and made her cough up blood.

Anime was just smart enough to not fuck with me. :shifty:

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Good Lord!

I had her convinced that there was a ghost in the closet that I was friends with and he told me if I should or should not let her do certain things.
I'd go in the closet and have an audible conversation with this "ghost" and she couldn't hear him talk, so that's why she only heard me talking. :fly: