If you could choose to have...

All of the above.

And then I'd put the kids in a ring of death and let them fight until the death for my affection.


Of course then I'll just lash the winner to one of those grinder things like in Conan and let him wheel his happy ass around for 10 years or so and then turn him into a professional cage fighter and cash in on his bastard-ass.
So who's first?
 
My name should be removed from the list because we all know no one on this board would ever have sex with me for any reason.
 
theacoustician said:
especially pandora

Although I take back what I orginally said. I think fly wants to caulk up my holes

He'd be lucky to fill one nostril without passing out.