If you could choose to have...

[smileynev]

...one of the following carry your baby, who would you choose and why?

a)fly
b)elpmis
c)drool
d)theacoustician
e)april
f)chikken
g)dov

 

[BigDov]

but..... you're not on there





edit- e) april, cause I hear she's dyin' for the cock

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i choose dov since hes the most femenine of the bunch and would be gentle with a baby

 

[smileynev]

i choose dov since hes the most femenine of the bunch and would be gentle with a baby

Thats why I included him on the list.

 

[fly]

theac, cause the stick in his ass needs a friend.

 

[Coqui]

fly because that's the only female listed on there.

 

[Nyx]

I've already had three babies, I think that's quite enough.

 

[CletusJones]

i choose dov since hes the most femenine of the bunch and would be gentle with a baby

this is also why i would pick dov

 

[BigDov]

Thats why I included him on the list.

But you could suckle the child with your man boobs..... that's why you need to be on the list

 

[smileynev]

[ADMIN EDIT]

OH MY

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Elpmis, cuz I want a smaller baby

 

[fly]

Elpmis, cuz I want a smaller baby

As in, you want him to eat a leg or two?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

As in, you want him to eat a leg or two?

Maybe that too, would save money on shoes

But I was thinking all the cocaine would stunt it's growth

 

[JaymieT]

i choose dov since hes the most femenine of the bunch and would be gentle with a baby

He would make a good mother, wouldn't he?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He would make a good mother, wouldn't he?

yes, hes caring and nurturing, and his soft covering of fur would help keep the baby warm.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He would make a good mother, wouldn't he?

Ghost sighting!

 

[APRIL]

I pick Chikken so he can teach it how to get through life without school. Cheaper for me in the long run.

 

[JaymieT]

Ghost sighting!

Ghost? Where?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I pick Chikken so he can teach it how to get through life without school. Cheaper for me in the long run.

It will also have a great affinity for drinking beer

 

[APRIL]

It will also have a great affinity for drinking beer

Will you have natural birth also?