First of all, fires are dangerous. We want to keep all flames within a safety zone in which we will encircle with rocks. That should do just fine. Now when placing bodies in the fire, be sure to wear your safety goggles. We don't want anyone getting hurt.
Okay, now we will take turns guiding in the goats and sheep. You will be quizzed on this later. How you slice the throat will be graded on a curve, but I want no sloppiness. We want bleating that can be heard echoing in the imaginations of children.
As for refreshments afterwards, well that just depends on how well you can bleed out sheep. You will need a bottle or cantine to store your gatherings, so try not to spill a drop! Water can be scarce so drinking blood is a good way to survive when a circle k is too many blocks away to crawl on your face.
Now if there are no questions, we will proceed to finding a familiar. Nothing is more friendly than man's best friend! How your dog can help you do the bidding of the dark lord
Okay, now we will take turns guiding in the goats and sheep. You will be quizzed on this later. How you slice the throat will be graded on a curve, but I want no sloppiness. We want bleating that can be heard echoing in the imaginations of children.
As for refreshments afterwards, well that just depends on how well you can bleed out sheep. You will need a bottle or cantine to store your gatherings, so try not to spill a drop! Water can be scarce so drinking blood is a good way to survive when a circle k is too many blocks away to crawl on your face.
Now if there are no questions, we will proceed to finding a familiar. Nothing is more friendly than man's best friend! How your dog can help you do the bidding of the dark lord
