WTF If you are ever out and about with me

[Sarcasmo]

No, cold sandwich.

 

[b_sinning]

Oh so THATS the story. What about the black eye and limp? Uneven tiles then too?

I'm sure the tiles in the kitchen by the sandwich makin station are perfectly level.

 

[fly]

When I was in high school, people who bragged about alcohol consumption were the shit. You can imagine how cool they are now that I'm in my 30s.

underrated post

 

[eileenbunny]

Does remind me of that song from "From Dusk Til Dawn"

Well I went to Daddy’s funeral just the other day
It’s been just 3 short days since he’s passed away
Seems he died of having to much to drink
And that’s how his truck winded up in the drink

 

[b_sinning]

Texas Funeral is the name of the song.

 

[eileenbunny]

Yeah, it's like the best worst song ever.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I didn't. It got a caught in an uneven groove on the floor tiles. Maybe if Drool was more handy around the house that wouldn't have happened.

hey my floor tiles are immaculate , mother fucker.
They were installed by mexicans.

 

[Applesauce]

For fucks sake, don't try to match me....

A friend of mine is paying a hard price for thinking they can keep up with me. I'm such an asshole...

lots of shots. lots of drinks. and she's in jail because she missed a turn.

She missed it because she was way drunk. And it's my fault.

At least she is fine. She missed the turn and put her car in a pond. But she's in jail. And she would have been sober and fine if she just hadn't met me at the bar...

Fuck me... it's all my fault...

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAA DOOK!

 

[plot]

if i was to put money on who would win a drinking contest here it would be either drool or chikken...

notice how they aren't talking themselves up. thats how you separate the professionals from the amateurs.

 

[eileenbunny]

if i was to put money on who would win a drinking contest here it would be either drool or chikken...

notice how they aren't talking themselves up. thats how you separate the professionals from the amateurs.

I would like to throw IBWIP's hat into the ring. He's even more silent and he's been a professional drunk as long as I've known him. We were 16 then.

 

[fly]

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAA DOOK!

http://images2.memegenerator.net/Im...eSize=Medium&generatorName=Rebecca-Black-Meme

 

[fly]

I would like to throw IBWIP's hat into the ring. He's even more silent and he's been a professional drunk as long as I've known him. We were 16 then.

He might actually get my vote. He actually opts for the swill.

 

[kiwi]

Psssh. Obviously I would beat you all.

 

[JAXvillain]

He might actually get my vote. He actually opts for the swill.

we talking pbr or something?

 

[Petunia]

this thread backfired. big time. lolz

 

[dbzeag]

You people drank in high school? That's just illegal and wrong. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[eileenbunny]

Ashamed? Just because you were lame in high school doesn't mean you get to ridicule those of us that did have fun.

 

[fly]

we talking pbr or something?

Yes, I think IBWIP actually prefers stuff from a (cheap) can.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes, I think IBWIP actually prefers stuff from a (cheap) can.

I think there may be a hobo or two in his family tree.

 

[Sarcasmo]

PBR is the ultimate hipster beer.