WTF If you are ever out and about with me

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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For fucks sake, don't try to match me....

A friend of mine is paying a hard price for thinking they can keep up with me. I'm such an asshole...

lots of shots. lots of drinks. and she's in jail because she missed a turn.

She missed it because she was way drunk. And it's my fault.

At least she is fine. She missed the turn and put her car in a pond. But she's in jail. And she would have been sober and fine if she just hadn't met me at the bar...

Fuck me... it's all my fault...
 

Coqui

Piccolo Pete
Oct 14, 2004
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Why do I have a feeling there are a few people here that could match you or drink you under the table?

No I'm not saying I'm one of them, as I don't know what my tolerance is.
 

OzSTEEZ

¡ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ʇunɔ 'ᴉO
Nov 11, 2008
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If he ever shows his face around here again, you can ask Pie what happened when he tried to match me at an Irish pub here in DC.


Let me just say it ended with him passing out under the sink in the men's bathroom..
 

Dharma1521

Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Apr 5, 2006
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For fucks sake, don't try to match me....

A friend of mine is paying a hard price for thinking they can keep up with me. I'm such an asshole...

lots of shots. lots of drinks. and she's in jail because she missed a turn.

She missed it because she was way drunk. And it's my fault.

At least she is fine. She missed the turn and put her car in a pond. But she's in jail. And she would have been sober and fine if she just hadn't met me at the bar...

Fuck me... it's all my fault...

Re-read this and pick out the irrational thoughts.

Yay, my therapy is working!!!!
 

b_sinning

Erect Member
Nov 22, 2004
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I'm at the point in my life that my fear of the hangover is more than the urge to prove I can out drink someone. I get drunk but try to avoid hammered.