If it wasn't for elpmis...

[Syrup Beaver]

That would be excellent, very efficient too.

Combine that with the right nozzle and it'd do a nice high colonic as well

 

[simple]

If it wasn't for elpmis, I would have never known the joy of suprise goat sex.

 

[water]

...I would've never learned the Drunken Monkey fighting style.

YUO WANT KARATE???

 

[simple]

...I would've never learned the Drunken Monkey fighting style.

YUO WANT KARATE???

don't forget to visit http://www.animalkungfu.com !!!

 

[water]

don't forget to visit http://www.animalkungfu.com !!!

Ah...I see they have now mastered the Stoned Giant Sloth Style. Their Kung Fu is quite strong indeed.

 

[JAXvillain]

If it wasn't for elpmis, I'd still have this weasel lodged in my ass. He is truly a magician with a pair of tongs.

 

[Sp`ange]

if it wasn't for elpmis, I wouldn't have the feeling of nausea when I see a goat.

 

[bast_imret]

Aww, it wants in on the action too

 

[Syrup Beaver]

...the cottage cheese industry wouldn't be where it is today.

 

[smileynev]

...the World Bank would be several Billion dollars richer

 

[BigDov]

...I would have never been afraid to visit Texas.

 

[Desslock]

...I would not be a nullo.

 

[BigDov]

...I would not be a nullo.

Oh hell no

 

[smileynev]

...I wouldn't have a jar with Desslock's balls in it.

 

[Desslock]

...I wouldn't have a jar with Desslock's balls in it.

He gave them to you?

 

[bast_imret]

. . . I would not have had a chance to stick smileynev's cheddarwurst up my ass before secretly replacing it in the bun.

 

[APRIL]

If it wasn't for elpmis I wouldn't have gone thru that crate of enema.

 

[smileynev]

If it wasn't for elpmis I wouldn't have gone thru that crate of enema.

engrish?

 

[APRIL]

engrish?

...solution.

 

[smileynev]

...solution.

enema solution? Hmmmmmm