If it wasn't for elpmis...

[Galen]

Sharks that only like arm meat?

You don't know sharks obviously.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its a "I Wish I Could Wipe My Own Ass" convention!

 

[smileynev]

You don't know sharks obviously.

Can't say that I've met one

 

[Galen]

Can't say that I've met one

It shows

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Its a "I Wish I Could Wipe My Own Ass" convention!

There's some chubby people there considering they can't hold a fork

 

[Galen]

Its a "I Wish I Could Wipe My Own Ass" convention!

You should build an ass-wiping machine for less fortunate people from bits of old chairs.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There's some chubby people there considering they can't hold a fork

They probably eat from a troft like hogs do

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You should build an ass-wiping machine for less fortunate people from bits of old chairs.

You mean like a bidet?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They probably eat from a troft like hogs do

Mmmmm, trough eatin'

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mmmmm, trough eatin'

Yeah, theres probably like a chute in the side of a Dennys that they just scrape all the unfinished plates into.

 

[Galen]

You mean like a bidet?

How will they feel the sensation of a total clean then?
Perhaps along the same lines as an old persons bath-lift, only using disposable hand-towels.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How will they feel the sensation of a total clean then?
Perhaps along the same lines as an old persons bath-lift, only using disposable hand-towels.

With the pressure of a fire hose

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, theres probably like a chute in the side of a Dennys that they just scrape all the unfinished plates into.

I am cackling maniacly at the image of that

 

[simple]

mmm touchless denny's

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

mmm touchless denny's

Good luck fighting your way past all the armless fattys tho

 

[simple]

Good luck fighting your way past all the armless fattys tho

i might get clubbed with a stub

 

[bast_imret]

If it wasn't for elpmis, I would have never known the joy of suprise goat sex.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Good luck fighting your way past all the armless fattys tho

Just start 'the wave' and they'll get all depressed and leave

 

[Galen]

With the pressure of a fire hose

That would be excellent, very efficient too.

 

[thrawn]

Just start 'the wave' and they'll get all depressed and leave

bahahaha