Halp If dogs started having sex in missionary

Things like...

Why are you erect now? This is a business meeting!

and

I hope I don't get a boner while I'm wearing these sweatpants.

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I could really use a good rub n tug right about now.

and

I wish I had some kind of bulge when I tuck my shirt in.

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I love it when I get a half chub and I'm walking around the office with it.
 
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