Idioms

[Jonny_B]

my dad's favorite, as a teacher, was "the apple don't fall far from the tree". he was seldom shocked on parent teacher night.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just got some Fuller's ESB fer tonight.

I think Ill go local and get some St Arnolds

 

[JAXvillain]

SWEET LEMONADE
SWEET LEMONADE
MMMMM SWEET LEMONADE
YEAH SWEET LEMONADE

 

[JAXvillain]

you can't polish a turd

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you can't polish a turd

Well, you can, but you just end up with a shiny turd+ poo on your hands

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you can't polish a turd

Mythbusters busted that...

 

[Duke]

My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns hun.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mythbusters busted that...

oh yeah, they made dorodongo balls from animal crap.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So lion's have the shiniest poo. Interesting.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was sad they didnt use people poo

 

[JAXvillain]

I was sad they didnt use people poo

probably too greasy thanks to our diets

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Grease = instant shine.

 

[Shalimar]

a leopard can't change its spots.
don't put all your eggs in one basket.

my mom parented solely in idioms. :/

you too? and my mom's from the south so it's worse.. we had to look em up when we were young to know what the heck she was saying.

 

[Shalimar]

turning lemons into lemonade

i use that one all the time.. since I do it every day.

 

[JAXvillain]

my mom trained at the southern school of idioms as well

 

[Shalimar]

my dad's favorite, as a teacher, was "the apple don't fall far from the tree". he was seldom shocked on parent teacher night.

been there.

 

[Shalimar]

so my bro just sent me this http://www.theonion.com/content/news/idiom_shortage_leaves_nation_all?utm_source=onion_rss_daily


is he watching? an IP's runnin from athens, GA?

 

[JAXvillain]

I can't see IPs on the guests but you can see what threads they are in

http://uselessforums.com/online.php

 

[Shalimar]

^^taht's pretty cool. .

 

[Thorn Bird]

good jesus i use idioms all the time. alabama blood i reckon.