Hawt Ideas To Keep Strings Employed

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can I sit?

I think so, Im sure you can work something out
Plus maybe theyll let you zoom around on one of those fat-people buggies once in a while

 

[adi]

I'm really good at doing nothing. I think that qualifies me for a managerial position.

helloooooo

 

[Darth Handsome]

I found some Chex Mix in my beard one morning.

You could hide three large pizzas and a Buick in that thing

 

[Frau Blugher]

We had chex mix in Canada but then someones polly choked a cracker in front of an assembly of children and it was banned .

 

[MacG]

@Strings, would you consider being a cat sitter?

 

[Strings]

@Strings, would you consider being a cat sitter?

Can I watch tv?

 

[nukes]

Can I watch tv?

Only if the cats allow you to.

 

[MacG]

Only if the cats allow you to.

This, and you can only watch NatGeo because that's MacMac's favorite channel.

 

[HipHugHer]

This, and you can only watch NatGeo because that's MacMac's favorite channel.

1 demerit for not saying CatGeo.

 

[nukes]

CatGeo. Lol!

 

[Amstel]

UF could buy the place then we could have Strings workin' for us!

 

[nukes]

1 demerit for not saying CatGeo.

Imagine an actual cat Geo Network. "At 11 a.m. catatonic the Invincible. at noon we are showing cat versus cat. At 1 p.m. Felix the Cat followed by Garfield" etc etc etc.

 

[HipHugHer]

Imagine an actual cat Geo Network. "At 11 a.m. catatonic the Invincible. at noon we are showing cat versus cat. At 1 p.m. Felix the Cat followed by Garfield" etc etc etc.

I figured there'd be a show called Dangercat but it's actually a band.

 

[nukes]

I figured there'd be a show called Dangercat but it's actually a band.



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Look at that bass wanker. Foot on the monitor. What a showboat.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Look at that bass wanker. Foot on the monitor. What a showboat.

Cut him some slack nukes , he also had to cancel pilates for a rehearsal

 

[HipHugHer]

Look at that bass wanker. Foot on the monitor. What a showboat.

Hey man that guy wears shorts on stage. You know he's good.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Using a pick too what a rookie

 

[Frau Blugher]

Using a pick too what a rookie

Are the forklifts at the new place propane stinkers ?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Are the forklifts at the new place propane stinkers ?

Yes they are propane. Im geeked this is going to be so much fun

 

[Frau Blugher]

Yes they are propane. Im geeked this is going to be so much fun

Sounds fun