Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Well, I don't know you very well. When you come here, I'm going to open doors for you. It's not weird. Now me glaring at your ass imagining it covered in bacon as you walk through the door, well that might be a little weird.
I find people staring at my ass way more comfortable than opening doors. However being one of 'The Queen's People' as April calls me, I shall graciously accept your door opening especially seeing as you're not trying to get in my pants.