Hawt I would rather listen to Gunther - Ding Ding Dong....

[water]

On infinite repeat than hear my fat idiot co-worker talk about his fat idiot wife and their annoying pathetic lives.

Check user title to see if I'm kidding. Oh wait.....

Song for reference....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So, why don't you?

 

[water]

In point of fact, I am.

Gunther's smooth masculine voice and thumping beats keep me from raging out and stabbing that tard a few desks down.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

You take the dog
I'll take the Galaxy 500
You get the cat
I get the couch you don't want anymore

You take the fish
I'll take the bowl
You take the dishes
While you're at it take my soul
But things ain't so bad
Cause i got a galaxy 500

 

[water]

You take the dog
I'll take the Galaxy 500
You get the cat
I get the couch you don't want anymore

You take the fish
I'll take the bowl
You take the dishes
While you're at it take my soul
But things ain't so bad
Cause i got a galaxy 500

Actually it's more like "Yeah, my dog has been eating out of the litterbox and we can't get him to stop. My wife keeps chasing him around with the broom but he's so fast she gets tired really quick and has to stop and then gives up."

I'm not bullshitting at all. He really did say exactly that about 10 minutes ago.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

Can you just yell "Hey asshole, SHUT UP" over the cube wall?

 

[shamwow]

I have a coworker that went to fix a computer, sits down at this pretty young lady's desk and says to her, "Do you know how they enrich uranium? No? Well, let me tell you..."
her:

 

[water]

Can you just yell "Hey asshole, SHUT UP" over the cube wall?

I'd rather kill him and then just stand there and enjoy the silence.