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I woke up with some goop in my eye...

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by smileynev, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. ...yeah, all night I was waking up with crud in my eye, woke up this morning with it too. Is this some kind of terrorist biological weapon attack or something?
     
  2. Your eyes are trying to tell you something.
     
  3. you have pink eye, the doctor will have to lance your retina. that, or it's twinkie juice.
     
  4. Is it the nasal and eyebrow fat leaking through?
     
  5. Your eye popped in the middle of the night, leaked, and then healed
     
  6. A tire repair kit usually fixes that.
     
  7. I think it might be the pink eye, not sure yet. I'm gonna wait till I eat my first brain before deciding.
     
  8. Its probably all the extra gravy youve been eating leaking out
     
  9. I use one of those tire foam thingies to fill mine up.

    Stays black for a few days though
     
  10. conjuctivitis is not your friend
     
  11. I brush daily...:(
     
  12. Flush your eye with alcohol , thatll clean out any goop thats still in there
     
  13. Well now that explains those stains....
     
  14. Let Drool show you his pink eye, it'll make you feel better.
     
  15. He tried showing me his stink eye once...
     
  16. Its the Midnight Splooger. :eek:
     
  17. It's all of the shit from those little bugs that live at the base of your eyelashes.