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This happened in Japan, btw:


The Itchygootchy Times said:
Feces in 2 mailboxes stain 140 New Year cards

FUNABASHI, Chiba -- Human feces have been found in two mailboxes, staining more than 140 New Year cards, police said.

A woman found a mailbox stained in Funabashi at about 5:40 a.m. on Thursday and alerted the Funabashi-Higashi Police Station.

Officers then discovered that human excrement had been placed in the mailbox and another one some 800 meters away. They are investigating the case.

A total of 147 New Year cards inside the two posts have been stained with feces, police said.

Funabashi-Higashi Post Office plans to return the cards to the senders after cleaning them and will also give the senders fresh New Year cards and towels as an apology.
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Ok, so my question is, how does one manage to crap into one of those public mailboxes? The slot is kinda high, plus the tick door would probably pinch your bare ass.

Edit - Oh, and I thought it was pretty cool of the post office to give fresh cards to the people that got crap on thiers.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Oh, and I thought it was pretty cool of the post office to give fresh cards to the people that got crap on thiers.
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don't forget the free towel to help clean up any more faeces smeared on everyday objects! (i guess the japs encounter a lot of this)

sorry to ruin your fantasy drool but i don't think they pooped directly into the mailbox. they must have prepared the poop in handy ziplock bags or somesuch for easy squeezing into the mailbox
 
distortedmind said:
don't forget the free towel to help clean up any more faeces smeared on everyday objects! (i guess the japs encounter a lot of this)

sorry to ruin your fantasy drool but i don't think they pooped directly into the mailbox. they must have prepared the poop in handy ziplock bags or somesuch for easy squeezing into the mailbox
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Sorry to ruin yours, but I have pooped in a public mail box before. The hard part isn't getting it in there, the hard part is finding something to wipe with. Thank God there was a water fountain about 30 ft away.
 
theacoustician said:
Sorry to ruin yours, but I have pooped in a public mail box before. The hard part isn't getting it in there, the hard part is finding something to wipe with. Thank God there was a water fountain about 30 ft away.
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i wish i could have known you in your wild and crazy college type days:fly:
 
theacoustician said:
Sorry to ruin yours, but I have pooped in a public mail box before. The hard part isn't getting it in there, the hard part is finding something to wipe with. Thank God there was a water fountain about 30 ft away.
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:heart:

your mail boxes must be lower than our limey ones, i'm 6'4 and my ass is still too low
 
theacoustician said:
Sorry to ruin yours, but I have pooped in a public mail box before. The hard part isn't getting it in there, the hard part is finding something to wipe with. Thank God there was a water fountain about 30 ft away.
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I find it impossible to believe you would do such a thing. :lol:
 
distortedmind said:
:heart:

your mail boxes must be lower than our limey ones, i'm 6'4 and my ass is still too low
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The slot is about chest height, but they have this wierd door/chute thing on them and Id be afraid of getting my sack hung up in it.
 
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