I wish i had a van

[Candy]

Its one thing to sleep while on the clock, but i dont see a problem with taking a nap in your car for your lunch break.

I have done it before - not in a van though. I used to drive an eclipse and park in a large underground parking garage. After an all- nighter it was heaven to go down there and take a 1 hour power nap. I would just turn the car on, lay the seat down, and set an alarm.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You should take really loud, smelly shits in there. Work in some loud, messy masturbating sessions too.

There was a guy that vomited violently for several minutes in there the other day, maybe I'll ask him to do that in the next stall from Mr. Sleepy

 

[HydroSqueegee]

The guy we fired had brought in a pillow and blanket into work and had built himself a hidden place in a basement to sleep. Not during lunch hours.

brilliant. not hidden enough apparntly.

 

[b_sinning]

The snoring gave him away.

 

[eileenbunny]

At one job I used to take naps on a bench outside of the building in the summer. I would just set an alarm and crash out during lunchtime. People thought I was crazy.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

The snoring gave him away.

guess he should have gotten some breathe right strips.

 

[BeerAd]

No, it is. Either this woman has her head up her ass or I don't know the true definition of "right to work" state. It's not as cut and dry as you might think.

It's a little more complicated than that - there was talk of him being ill or on drugs which can turn into HIPPA (Sp?) violations. He ended up getting fired anyway but that is an entire thread in itself.

Let me clarify: he told me he was ill and as his boss I can't fire him for that so sleeping in the van is OK. And it's not in his job description that he can't. LOL @ myself now going in circles.

 

[thrawn]

 

[APRIL]

TOMATO!!!

 

[Candy]

TOMATO!!!

It actually took me having to read this to know WTF Brad was posting!

It looked like a stress ball or something.

 

[BeerAd]

It actually took me having to read this to know WTF Brad was posting!

It looked like a stress ball or something.

bwahahhahahaha

I GOT CHEW!!!!a

 

[shawndavid]

n1 b

 

[JAXvillain]

mandatory "van down by the river" comment fulfilled /chris farley

 

[itburnswhenipee]

The real question is what would you have painted on the outside of the van.

We all know that there's only one answer to that question:

A unicorn jumping over a rainbow.

 

[ruthless]

havent certaint companys reccomended that their employees take power naps mid day, that way they stay energized and focused?

as for hiring a guy to beat up the slacker, amys got my number.

 

[b_sinning]

Any decent van has a bumper sticker on it that reads "Gas, Grass, or Ass. No one rides for free!"

 

[wanko80]

One could argue that if an entire culture can accommodate taking siestas that they must be good for you.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I hate full sized vans, if I could ban one vehicle from the roads, that would be it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

One could argue that if an entire culture can accommodate taking siestas that they must be good for you.

I like the "4 pints of ale at lunch" culture of the British myself

 

[b_sinning]

I would ban Tour Buses shaped like Trollies.