i went completely bat guano

[ZRH]

WAIT

April is not blonde?

She just got a lot more attractive

 

[Duke]

you guys dont wanna meet real innuits.

I dunno. I might be intoit. :sarcasmo:

 

[plot]

you really gotta get that tumor removed, its screwin with your sense of humor.

 

[Duke]

My sense of humor has always been skrewed, but at least I can get back to some regular hard drinkin. Thats gonna be the real bonus here.

 

[APRIL]

from what the locals told me, it was inbreading... anime/april style.

I DONT LIKE THIS NEW JOKE. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAIT

April is not blonde?

She just got a lot more attractive

I was never naturally blonde.

 

[APRIL]

My sense of humor has always been skrewed, but at least I can get back to some regular hard drinkin. Thats gonna be the real bonus here.

Not the hot chicks falling for your dead scheme?

 

[Duke]

Not the hot chicks falling for your dead scheme?

That only works in Kevin Smith movies anyway.

 

[FancyVest]

I think it would be cool to live in Alaska. I like solitude and snow. Kiki is Canadian, so she can teach me to make an igloo

 

[FancyVest]

they teach Igloo 101 in the 9th grade here.

you mean grade 9, don't you. LOL


I would like a two bedroom, 2 bath igloo with a basement

 

[plot]

I think it would be cool to live in Alaska. I like solitude and snow. Kiki is Canadian, so she can teach me to make an igloo

its the darkness that'd get to me.

other than that, it was really a pretty cool place to visit.

 

[APRIL]

its the darkness that'd get to me.

other than that, it was really a pretty cool place to visit.

Keyword: visit

 

[plot]

i could EASILY spend the summers in anchorage. 24 hour daylight, awesome outdoors shit to do, fishing, hiking, etc.

 

[InfluX]

i could EASILY spend the summers in anchorage. 24 hour daylight, awesome outdoors shit to do, fishing, hiking, etc.

anchorage gets a little dark at night. i lived there for three years. you want to see real 24 hour daylight? fairbanks and northward, holy jesus. there have been nights where i would start drinking at ten, keep drinking, then get confused when ten o'clock rolled around again.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd like to live in Canada, but I think it's probably far too cold, I'd have to get super fat to deal with it.

 

[Onnotangu]

I'd be worried about all that bear rape.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Bear rape is no laughing matter.
Unless the bear is raping a clown.

 

[tre]

I'd like to live in Canada, but I think it's probably far too cold, I'd have to get super fat to deal with it.

The west coast isn't quite as cold, mostly rainy so you'd feel more at home.

The prairies though, fuck that shit.

 

[FancyVest]

When I was in the Navy, I tried to get stationed in antarctica. I would have loved that

 

[tre]

Vancouver is sooooooooooo beautiful...when its not fucking raining.
Toronto is crazy busy with too much traffic
Montreal is pretty awesome. I really love it there, but those gawd damn french ppl make it horrid.

The French people in Montreal aren't too bad. They're brutal in Quebec City though.

The strippers in Montreal make up for just about anything bad there.

 

[FancyVest]

I read Kiki's dream thread and have a sudden urge to visit Toronto