Thread I watched the weirdest porn oday

nukes said:
In the northeastern U.S., you cannot stand in one place for more than 36 seconds without someone being rude or bumping into you.
Southern California is about 50 seconds before your personal space envelope gets interrupted.
Fucking kanucks have it made.
Something like 10 major cities and the rest is rural tundra Celtic hell.
The weather sucks, but most places in Canada you could piss naked all day and no one will see you, or if they do they just leave you alone cause only a lunatic takes their clothes off in that climate.
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Maybe I should move to Canada.

My only concern is riding my bike in icy conditions. Maybe I should buy one of these and I'm good to go.

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Man I hate people and there are so many of them here.
 
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MacG said:
Maybe I should move to Canada.

My only concern is riding my bike in icy conditions. Maybe I should buy one of these and I'm good to go.

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Man I hate people and there are so many of them here.
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The American South isn't as bad.
People here have hundreds of years experience avoiding cultures and skin colors they hate.
People who will actually talk to you are always polite.
 
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nukes said:
The American South isn't as bad.
People here have hundreds of years experience avoiding cultures and skin colors they hate.
People who will actually talk to you are always polite.
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How would I fit in, as in skin color though?

I'm white, but nothing pale like an English person suffering from heavy vitamin D deprivation.


I have black hair, black beard, dark eyes, and wear nothing but black tops.

I have a short fuse, and I really can't stand racism in any form.
 
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MacG said:
How would I fit in, as in skin color though?

I'm white, but nothing pale like an English person suffering from heavy vitamin D deprivation.


I have black hair, black beard, dark eyes, and wear nothing but black tops.

I have a short fuse, and I really can't stand racism in any form.
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Then you definitely don't want to be in the south as these mother fuckers down here are just walking monuments to racism.

Seriously. Racism just drops out in casual conversation like it wasn't a thing.
 
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MacG said:
How would I fit in, as in skin color though?

I'm white, but nothing pale like an English person suffering from heavy vitamin D deprivation.


I have black hair, black beard, dark eyes, and wear nothing but black tops.

I have a short fuse, and I really can't stand racism in any form.
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You'd fit right in here Mac. People probably mistake you for a Mexican. Just introduce yourself as Jesus.
 
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also fuuuuuuuyck noooooo to snorting jizz, that stuff burns like hell in the nose/eyes
 
King Wickie said:
so this junky looking white whore goes over to her "dealer" black guys house and she is shaking then says she needs a fix bad. He says okay but he is going to degrade her first. He starts fucking her while her head is hanging out of his house window. He makes her yell what a whore she is to people that are walking by while she is getting fucked.

he finishes by busting a nut on the table and this white whore gets her fix by snorting his cum

wtf kind of weird ass shit is that.
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Hey I saw that porn, your mom was in it
 
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King Wickie said:
so this junky looking white whore goes over to her "dealer" black guys house and she is shaking then says she needs a fix bad. He says okay but he is going to degrade her first. He starts fucking her while her head is hanging out of his house window. He makes her yell what a whore she is to people that are walking by while she is getting fucked.

he finishes by busting a nut on the table and this white whore gets her fix by snorting his cum


wtf kind of weird ass shit is that.
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..,but did you,... ka-kaa-kaa-ka,ka,.. did you cuuumm?!! o_O
 
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august said:
Jizz-us, obviously
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august said:
also fuuuuuuuyck noooooo to snorting jizz, that stuff burns like hell in the nose/eyes
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What's up with the jizz?

Also, I had a dream about you.

I was at home, I got to the balcony to take a look outside and you were down in the parking lot walking and you disappeared.

That's it.


Right after you disappeared, one of my old friends fell from the balcony hitting his head hard. I though he was dead, but he woke up. He had a few broken ribs and shanked his own lungs with the ribs.

I woke up.




That dream, was a huge disappointment.
 
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