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Thread I watched the weirdest porn oday

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by King Wickie, Nov 27, 2016.

  1. so this junky looking white whore goes over to her "dealer" black guys house and she is shaking then says she needs a fix bad. He says okay but he is going to degrade her first. He starts fucking her while her head is hanging out of his house window. He makes her yell what a whore she is to people that are walking by while she is getting fucked.

    he finishes by busting a nut on the table and this white whore gets her fix by snorting his cum


    wtf kind of weird ass shit is that.
     
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  2. If you think that's too weird, then stay away from Japanese porn.
     
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  3. i like their women but im not into eels and puke porn
     
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  4. I watched this Finnish porn vid - some burglar is skittering around the outside of some cooz's house. Cue the ugliest porn chick you've ever seen (that's Finland for you, I guess). Then the bad guy slides in through the kitchen window to find her furiously slapping her bean like it was a grease fire....

    That's it. That was the crazy part - how hideous Finnish chicks are.
     
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  5. I though all the Scandinavian women were hot.

    Are Fins considered Scandinavian though?
     
  6. She looked like a 58-year-old meth whore who smoked 2-3 packs a day. But the video was really well done, very professional.

    Either that's a really lucrative fetish in Finland or the talent pool is very weak.
     
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  7. Also: it's Finland, I shouldn't even have to explain myself....
     
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  8. Those people lose it because of living covered in snow almost all year.



    You think Canadians are nice people, don't you? No, they are not, they are assholes indeed, all afraid of jail.

    It's so cold out there that they act nice because if you hit a person in such cold, that person will shatter into pieces, leading to a homicide.

    @Darth Handsome amirite?
     
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  9. We had a Finnish exchange student in my senior year of high school.
    She looked more like a man than I did.

    Cue Nukes fem jokes, I thrive on that shit.
     
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  10. We're polite because we don't have penis envy & don't need to turn everything into a pissing contest. That's really all there is to it.
     
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  11. So, you all have equal sized huge dicks?

    The more you know...
     
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  12. I saw one where is fat ugly chick was on the toilet and some guy broke into the house and went in on her. He said something along the lines of he was sorry and thought she was the hot roommate. As he was trying to leave she grabbed him by the arm and begged him to stop. she then started blowing him. lulz
     
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  13. You're polite because you have 39 million people living in a geographic area almost as large as the contiguous united States.
    That's the population of California spread out over half a continent.
    No diversity outside of a few major cities.
    Probably so happy to actually bump into another human in rural Canada it's an automatic orgy.
     
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  14. I'm sure those overgrown herbivore dinosaurs, aka Moose has something to do with it too.

    I mean, they're like a horse had an orgy with an ox, a yak, a deer and a stegosaurus.
     
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  15. In the northeastern U.S., you cannot stand in one place for more than 36 seconds without someone being rude or bumping into you.
    Southern California is about 50 seconds before your personal space envelope gets interrupted.
    Fucking kanucks have it made.
    Something like 10 major cities and the rest is rural tundra Celtic hell.
    The weather sucks, but most places in Canada you could piss naked all day and no one will see you, or if they do they just leave you alone cause only a lunatic takes their clothes off in that climate.
     
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  16. Get some more faces, I haven't even gotten started.
     
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  18. You lack skillz
     
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  19. Says so right in my title genius.
     
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