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I want to be a sexy mailman...

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by smileynev, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. ...you know, the kind that the women greet at the door with their robes half open. yeah, that would rock so much.
     
  2. Its easy to be a mailman
    Youre gonna have to work pretty hard at the sexy part tho
     
  3. My wife thinks...
    My wife says...

    shit
     
  4. dress like a mailman for your wife.
     
  5. :nev: is pretty sexy
     
  6. he has potential if hes brushes the cookie crumbs outta his beard and washes the cake off of his hands
     
  7. I scratched out a piece of white fuzz out of the beard today. I really need to shave.
     
  8. You need lessons in how to be a sexy manbeast.
     
  9. Ya, I've seen a couple features before where the gals practically waiting with an open mouth for the mailman/UPS guy to show up....... I really need to think about a career change
     
  10. Can you teach me :desslock:
     
  11. Twirl for me. Let me see what I have to work with. :cool:
     
  12. :nev:
     
  13. Dear god! :eek:
    We have lot of work to do. :(
     
  14. sexy mailmen don't exist. its the uniform there is nothing to work with.
     
  15. Kevin Costner...:drool:
     
  16. omg barf. we need a barf smilie.
     
  17. oh my. He's hot, especially in baseball pants.
     
  18. See :barf:
     
  19. hell yeah I know what you're talking about
     
  20. you've got to be kidding me! The safari hat makes the uniform! :drool: