FYI I want a fscking WHOPPER or do I want to fsck a WHOPPER??

[Petunia]

ok so its allllllllllmost been 6 months since i left north america..
there arent a ton of things i miss to be honest with you...well maybe a hot bubble bath, but thats about it...
life here is super simple with no frills and i like it that way.

except this morning i woke up with this horrid feeling... I WANT A FUCKING DOUBLE WHOPPER WITH CHEESE, EXTRA MAYO, HEAVY ONIONS & TOMATOES WITH NO LETTUCE!

Just typing that out made me drool/orgasm all over my keyboard.
i havent had bacon in 6 months either.. not even a burger...
wtf am i going to do? i feel like going on a burger king mission. HALP

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Goldarn it, now I'm hungry again.

Curses.

 

[Petunia]

isnt it beautiful and delishuz? omg i think im gonna binge!

 

[eileenbunny]

Why in gods name is there no bacon where you are? What kind of a backward place have you moved to? That's just...I mean...there are no words.

 

[Petunia]

i knowrite. i dont fucking know.. but im really considering returning just to eat some bacon. HONESTLY NOW!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I didn't think this thread was about a burger.

 

[Amstel]

it looks like somebody's got CRAVINGS!

 

[JAXvillain]

I'll drop one in the mail for you. rings or fries?

 

[Petunia]

it looks like somebody's got CRAVINGS!

unless my porn collecshunz got me preggers there are no cravings here... well yes cravings but not THOSEEEE kindssss

 

[Onnotangu]

chicaronnes = bacon
burger you can make yourself outta any ground llama you find by the road.

I would like some ceviche myself.

 

[Petunia]

I'll drop one in the mail for you. rings or fries?

rings with gravy yo

OMG GRAVY o_0

 

[Onnotangu]

unless my porn collecshunz got me preggers there are no cravings here... well yes cravings but not THOSEEEE kindssss

Tell us more about said Porn.

in detail and very slowly

 

[JAXvillain]

rings with gravy yo

OMG GRAVY o_0

no gravy at the king in the us

 

[Petunia]

chicaronnes = bacon
burger you can make yourself outta any ground llama you find by the road.

I would like some ceviche myself.

mother fucking LOL!!!

actually chicharrones is more like chunks of deep fried pork.. and THEY call it bacon...
its not like canadian bacon.

but you just gave me a new craving. ceviche. waaaaaay healthier and found at every effin corner of the city.

 

[Petunia]

I didn't think this thread was about a burger.

you sir, have a dirty mind.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

you sir, have a dirty mind.

duh!

 

[b_sinning]

We all know by whopper she means huge penis.

 

[Petunia]

actually.. i really mean whopper.

omg oink.

 

[water]

 

[Petunia]

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die