i used to think i had a drinking problem... until

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I went out with WAW

1. You don't get discounts there.. take note of your bill

2. Why the hell did you let me pay the bill

3. Damnit if i vaguely remember getting back to my hotel

4. How the fuck does someone wake up sleeping upside down half on a bed without an alarm and wake up at the exact right time??

5. WTF .. i haven't been this kind of hungover in forever...

6. Same bat time tonight? Your buying for the next 3 weeks...

100 dollar bar tab... Good thing i'm expensing most of it..

ANYwho... ATL folks should come out this weekend, we'll be ripping up the streets in drunken debauchery!!!
 
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that's a normal night for me :D

like I said, it depends on the girls mood on how much free tab you get...last week I went shot for shot with them for 6 hours and got an $11 tab :lol:

good to see ya man...braves game coming up
 
I drink every night don't get me wrong, but it's usually 3-5 beers then i'm out, unless i don't have to work in which case it's 10-12 beers then out. It looked like my damn eyes were going to pop out of my head this morning..

This is NOT a good look in a suit, not even a little bit.. Regardless.. I'll see ya tonight WAW.. same bat channel same bat place right?

I'm snagging your reciept so i can expense it though :D we can do this for three weeks and drink pretty much free..Just don't tell the boss
 
If I drink too much I spend the next day sweating out alcohol.



The worst part about growing older is that hangovers hurt a hell of a lot worse than when you were younger.
 
b_sinning said:
If I drink too much I spend the next day sweating out alcohol.



The worst part about growing older is that hangovers hurt a hell of a lot worse than when you were younger.
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I never said i was old grandpa... i just stated it's been a while since i drank like that...

Now grab your walker and go change your adult diaper

:p

:heart:
 
inline4 said:
I drink every night don't get me wrong, but it's usually 3-5 beers then i'm out, unless i don't have to work in which case it's 10-12 beers then out. It looked like my damn eyes were going to pop out of my head this morning..

This is NOT a good look in a suit, not even a little bit.. Regardless.. I'll see ya tonight WAW.. same bat channel same bat place right?

I'm snagging your reciept so i can expense it though :D we can do this for three weeks and drink pretty much free..Just don't tell the boss
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receipts are all yours man...cruise back down here

the apt I'm getting is right above that place :lol:
 
Shalimar said:
about what I'd expect.





can't imagine having an expense account, that'd be choice.






when I get really, REALLY roasted I wake up fully clothed. shoes and all.
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:lol: i wake up naked in the kitchen or the front part of my bathroom.. LOVE the cold tile apparently.. Cats think it's wierd though..

it's really bad when i crash at a friends place after a heavy night of drinking!! ;)

Expense accounts are choice BTW
 
inline4 said:
:lol: i wake up naked in the kitchen or the front part of my bathroom.. LOVE the cold tile apparently.. Cats think it's wierd though..

it's really bad when i crash at a friends place after a heavy night of drinking!! ;)

Expense accounts are choice BTW
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And why have I not been a part of these adventures?!??! :mad:
 
inline4 said:
:lol: i wake up naked in the kitchen or the front part of my bathroom.. LOVE the cold tile apparently.. Cats think it's wierd though..

it's really bad when i crash at a friends place after a heavy night of drinking!! ;)

Expense accounts are choice BTW
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I do that but with fetal alcohol syndrome. That's where I drink too much and wake up nude in the fetal position on a cold floor.
 
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