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[Desslock]

Robber's note to bank teller: "Hi, I am Thomas Mason..."

http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2005/06/20/news/00lead.txt

 

[zengirl]

Mason is being charged with aggravated robbery and terrorist threats

oh lord

 

[kiwi]

People are idiots.

On another note, my maiden name is Winona.

 

[fly]

Wow. Some people should just be sent off to an island, away from everyone else.

 

[b_sinning]

Why not call it a race crime while they are tagging on bullshit charges.

 

[Sarcasmo]

oh lord

Not terrorist as in "towel-on-head, holding an Ak-47 with a bomb vest." Terrorist as in "for the purpose of terrorizing people". Which is what telling them you will come back and kill everyone is. Definitive sense only, not post-9/11 sense.

 

[zengirl]

Not terrorist as in "towel-on-head, holding an Ak-47 with a bomb vest." Terrorist as in "for the purpose of terrorizing people". Which is what telling them you will come back and kill everyone is. Definitive sense only, not post-9/11 sense.

I still have to roll my eyes and laugh at it. We're such a fear based society.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I still have to roll my eyes and laugh at it. We're such a fear based society.

I guess they thought that charging him with "astonishing bravery" just sounded odd.

 

[zengirl]

I guess they thought that charging him with "astonishing bravery" just sounded odd.

I think quite simply he just wanted to go back to jail. Some people are like that.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I think quite simply he just wanted to go back to jail. Some people are like that.

You hit it right on the head. In jail you have no responsibility. No job, no bills, no stress. You wake up, eat, shit, and go back to bed. It's easy for lazy people.

 

[Desslock]

You hit it right on the head. In jail you have no responsibility. No job, no bills, no stress. You wake up, eat, shit, and go back to bed. It's easy for lazy people.

Don't forget the mansechs.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Don't forget the mansechs.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You hit it right on the head. In jail you have no responsibility. No job, no bills, no stress. You wake up, eat, shit, get gangfucked in the ass and go back to bed. It's easy for lazy people.

Fixt.

 

[zengirl]

Does everybody get raped in prison or is that exaggerated?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Does everybody get raped in prison or is that exaggerated?

Only the white guys

 

[Sarcasmo]

Does everybody get raped in prison or is that exaggerated?

Probably not the warden or the guards.

 

[Nyx]

Yeah, you're the guy I want

 

[b_sinning]

Does everybody get raped in prison or is that exaggerated?

Exaggerated but does happen fairly often. My cousin just got out after 5 years in and my wife is friends with a guy that's still in. Both said they know of people that got punished for talking shit to someone. There is a lot of brutal fights.

 

[zengirl]

Exaggerated but does happen fairly often. My cousin just got out after 5 years in and my wife is friends with a guy that's still in. Both said they know of people that got punished for talking shit to someone. There is a lot of brutal fights.

So is anal punishment?

 

[Sarcasmo]

So is anal punishment?

You tell me.