I think I am going to throw up

so it wasn't the taste that revolted you, it was the "moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips" factor? hahaha :lol:

Of course. You have fried salty foods, covered in fat modules, then drown in gravy. What's not to love about that taste?

Oh, and with 4 small pieces of lettuce to call it healthy ;)

But all of that stuff is hard to digest quickly before it turns into fat cells.
 
Of course. You have fried salty foods, covered in fat modules, then drown in gravy. What's not to love about that taste?

Oh, and with 4 small pieces of lettuce to call it healthy ;)

But all of that stuff is hard to digest quickly before it turns into fat cells.

Who fucking cares, its tastes ghood!!
 
i went ass to mouth, once.
Girl goes up to her father, says, "Dad, let me borrow the car tonight." Father says, "OK, give me a blowjob." Girl says, "No way, Dad, that's gross, I'm your daughter." Father says, "You want the car or not?" Daughter sighs, gets on her knees, puts his dick in her mouth, and immediately spits it out. She yells, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!" Father slaps his forehead and says, "Oh yeah, your brother has the car tonight."
 
I had the same problem today with my salad, but on the other end. I feel your pain!

You have a terrible digestive tract if you are being "unlady-like" (because women don't poop :fly: ) with a simple salad.

No wonder you were hurting with grill drippings.
 
Reading this thread made me think of this:

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"So where are you boys goin'?"
"We're going to Canada for french fries and gravy."