Thread I predict a slow work day, so ask me anything...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

...about life, the universe, your mom, or anything else.
I guarantee no honest answers, and insulting, flippant responses.
I will answer as I come and go throughout the day.

And just to get this one out of the way early, I do, in fact, hate each and every one of you.

Ok, go.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'd find more wisdom at a kennel.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd find more wisdom at a kennel.

Jokes on you, as I wasnt offering any!

 

[nukes]

Why was Obi-Wan Kenobi her only hope?

 

[hydra]

why is my mom such an insane manipulative bitch?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why was Obi-Wan Kenobi her only hope?

Obama wasnt around yet?

 

[Valve1138]

Why haven't you banned Ape?

 

[hydra]

Why was Obi-Wan Kenobi her only hope?

because he was only rumored to be alive and destiny happened to take her past that particular planet that he was rumored to live on....for some reason.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why is my mom such an insane manipulative bitch?

You are a tiny person and she feels that if she doesnt personally guide you through life that you will fail miserably and fall into a spiral of depression that will result in your suicide.
Plus all the meth makes her fuckin crazy

 

[Darth Handsome]

Thanks, Obi Wan.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why haven't you banned Ape?

Just waiting for the right time is all.
I shot a load on wickies face the other day, so Im good for a while.

 

[Darth Handsome]

why is my mom such an insane manipulative bitch?

Family genetics?

 

[pacojas]

why was herpes invented?

 

[hydra]

You are a tiny person and she feels that if she doesnt personally guide you through life that you will fail miserably and fall into a spiral of depression that will result in your suicide.
Plus all the meth makes her fuckin crazy

this is probably pretty accurate actually

 

[hydra]

but like i said she has a krok habit, not meth

 

[hydra]

Family genetics?

no, i dont manipulate people, often

 

[hydra]

try to avoid it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

but like i said she has a krok habit, not meth

The necrosis is the best part of the krok high!

 

[hydra]

ok so whatever, maybe

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why was herpes invented?

To punish you for sticking it in crack whores and puppy dogs.