my own personal no pants day.
i'm posting from my bed and i just refuse to get up and get dressed today. god forbid someone should knock on my door. it's been a shitty weekend, i'm losing my job of four years because i dont want to relocate (it would make it the THIRD time if i did), i somehow managed to get my boyfriend to fuck off to nyc for the weekend, i've found out that the ex is going to fuck off to hawaii which isn't a problem in itself but he's going to take the cats with him, (i have a talent for getting men to leave the state it seems
) and i have massive amounts of sand in my vagina. it's tragic, really. (in retrospect perhaps this is why the boyfriend is on the other side of the country...no one likes a sandy vagina)
anyway, my MO for when things get too sandy is to just stay in bed and let the world happen around me. what does everyone else do? and if someone could throw me a shovel that'd be great. ...mmmmyep.
i'm posting from my bed and i just refuse to get up and get dressed today. god forbid someone should knock on my door. it's been a shitty weekend, i'm losing my job of four years because i dont want to relocate (it would make it the THIRD time if i did), i somehow managed to get my boyfriend to fuck off to nyc for the weekend, i've found out that the ex is going to fuck off to hawaii which isn't a problem in itself but he's going to take the cats with him, (i have a talent for getting men to leave the state it seems
) and i have massive amounts of sand in my vagina. it's tragic, really. (in retrospect perhaps this is why the boyfriend is on the other side of the country...no one likes a sandy vagina)anyway, my MO for when things get too sandy is to just stay in bed and let the world happen around me. what does everyone else do? and if someone could throw me a shovel that'd be great. ...mmmmyep.
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