I never fell asleep

[Syrup Beaver]

You are my shining star, my wonderbread...

You grease my monkey, my gleaming jewel

 

[smileynev]

You grease my monkey, my gleaming jewel

you play with my heart, and eat my poptarts.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you play with my heart, and eat my poptarts.

You tickle my pumpkin pie, and drink my apple juice

 

[smileynev]

You tickle my pumpkin pie, and drink my apple juice

You engorge my gentle belly, and fillet my soft behind.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You engorge my gentle belly, and fillet my soft behind.

You transcend my humble imagination, and gargle on my seed

 

[smileynev]

You transcend my humble imagination, and gargle on my seed

You enlighten my fragile mind, and emancipate my inner child.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You enlighten my fragile mind, and emancipate my inner child.

You deftly maneuver my opened louver, and realign my for sale sign

 

[smileynev]

You deftly maneuver my opened louver, and realign my for sale sign

You uncoil my garden hose, and dance among my lawn gnomes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You uncoil my garden hose, and dance among my lawn gnomes.

You perilously partake of my cheese, and bellow melodiously when I sneeze.

 

[smileynev]

You perilously partake of my cheese, and bellow melodiously when I sneeze.

You are the steps for my slinky, and the window for my wacky wall walker.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You are the steps for my slinky, and the window for my wacky wall walker.

You are harmoniously hirsute, and the shining bananna of my aural canal

 

[Sarcasmo]

Man, I can't even see the gayness is so thick in here. Where are you guys?

 

[smileynev]

You are harmoniously hirsute, and the shining bananna of my aural canal

Your effervescent bubble makes me tingle, and your jiggling clavicle astounds my sensibilities.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I'm still awake.









I miss my thread.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your effervescent bubble makes me tingle, and your jiggling clavicle astounds my sensibilities.

Your dangling participle strengthens my principle, whilst your throbbing femur douses me with yellow fever

 

[smileynev]

Your dangling participle strengthens my principle, whilst your throbbing femur douses me with yellow fever

Your textual preamble entices my factual instigator, and your infected cuticles aromically excite me.

 

[water]

Your textual preamble entices my factual instigator, and your infected cuticles aromically excite me.

My hot dog has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My hot dog has second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.

AM I RITE???

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your textual preamble entices my factual instigator, and your infected cuticles aromically excite me.

Fearsome troglodytic creatures of yore could not pry me from your door, erstwhile lavicious ecoutrements belonging to mine personal decor have descended upon thine floor

 

[smileynev]

Fearsome troglodytic creatures of yore could not pry me from your door, erstwhile lavicious ecoutrements belonging to mine personal decor have descended upon thine floor

Grotesque monstrosities from planes beyond time claw at your open stoop, whilst flaming primates beat their protruding nipples as their cillia waft down to the floor.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Grotesque monstrosities from planes beyond time claw at your open stoop, whilst flaming primates beat their protruding nipples as their cillia waft down to the floor.

Tumultuous waves of satin surrepticiously wander amongst clandestine thighs, burgeoning glimpses to heaven as garishly depicted in your eyes