I never fell asleep

[smileynev]

Tumultuous waves of satin surrepticiously wander amongst clandestine thighs, burgeoning glimpses to heaven as garishly depicted in your eyes

You just made me cry...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Mine alabaster specimen quivers with exquisite punctuation at the mere suggestion that it shall be called upon by others in vain.

Dost thou agree?

Extensively, but lovingly adjusted.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You just made me cry...

We need to compile these into a book

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We need to compile these into a book

Hell yeah
It would be the most confusingly hysterical book evar

 

[water]

Hell yeah
It would be the most confusingly hysterical book evar

Would it? Or would it be hysterically confusing?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hell yeah
It would be the most confusingly hysterical book evar

I suggest a working title of

"Prolific practical perfectly pretentious plebian prose"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I suggest a working title of

"Prolific practical perfectly pretentious plebian prose"

"Pontifications on Polynomous Poppycock"

or

"Fellating Techiques of the Homeless"

 

[smileynev]

needs more prophylactics.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Fellating Techiques of the Homeless"

Perfectly random

 

[Syrup Beaver]

needs more prophylactics.

Lactating prophecies precipitate elevation untowards unrealized ovarian countenance

 

[smileynev]

titular precipitation pre-dates predatory palindromes untold of by pre cambrian processing.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You need to keep the title short so the whole thing will fit in the New York Best Sellers listing.


edit - I suggest "Duh" or "Huh?"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Previous posters pernicious preamble punultimately pretends pink paisley patterned polecats prevent partially perished pickled pineapple pluckings pulled pleasingly past Percy's pierced piglet pornography palace.

 

[Onnotangu]

i think I just had a brain fart.