Halp I need your liez

Petunia

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this guy ive known forever sent out a mass email saying he got a new tattoo.
he wants comments on his new ink and i cant find anything nice to say. so i didnt say anything, then he emailed me and asked me and now i have to lie.
halp me lie.

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Tell him it's "inspirational". Thereby avoiding the artistry entirely, but still sounding good.
 
Just reply as if you are someone else informing him that you've died and will no longer be able to respond to emails.