Halp I need your liez

True. But it will at least let you keep your job if seen at work. (Depending on the job of course)

If your job lets you keep your shirt off, I am betting it's safe to say any type of tat is ok to have.
 
I dunno, saying this IS lame isn't an opinion. Saying I think this is lame is an opinion. I think you just need to work on your people skills and phrasing.

Every judgement I make is my opinion. It shouldn't have to be spelled out for people.
 
Just my opinion. I'm just stating how I perceive you coming off to others. You can say whatever you like however you like. They choose how to interpret it but the thing i've noticed is that a lot of people choose to interpret things the same way. Maybe it is cultural or human nature. I don't know.