i need some ideas

Coqui said:
English is not my first language you troglodyte


You can spell troglodyte but you can't spell simultaneous? I call bullshit. You're were probably born in Cleveland or something.
 
Sarcasmo said:
You can spell troglodyte but you can't spell simultaneous? I call bullshit. You're were probably born in Cleveland or something.


Born in Tacoma, WA. My parents hadn't even grasped English yet. (Still don't in some instances)
 
Coqui said:
Born in Tacoma, WA. My parents hadn't even grasped English yet. (Still don't in some instances)


Ah. You probably went to public schools, too. That explains it.
 
Well I would volunteer to give you recipes or bring something....but since I am in Savannah....







ANd Sice I wasn't invited....















I'm not bitter or anything....











Nope not one bit......














Damnit! :mad:
















:fly:
(PM me if you want any recipes fom the meet)
 
I read in some parenting magazine, my wife forces me to read articles out of them sometimes, the equation for kids birthdays on how many kids to invite is about 2 times their age. That's about the number of kids at a time they will meet, greet, play with continuiously. My son is turning 4 but we're inviting 15 kids. But we figure 30% no show rate at least so it's almost right. I'm still not sure what to do with that 1/2 a kid though.
 
b_sinning said:
I read in some parenting magazine, my wife forces me to read articles out of them sometimes, the equation for kids birthdays on how many kids to invite is about 2 times their age. That's about the number of kids at a time they will meet, greet, play with continuiously. My son is turning 4 but we're inviting 15 kids. But we figure 30% no show rate at least so it's almost right. I'm still not sure what to do with that 1/2 a kid though.


eat him. most kids taste like chicken with the texure of veal.

i guess i'm smarter than i thought, for there will only be three kids at the party. and the in-laws, which total eight.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
That could take a while since theac and fly died as a result of tandem auto-erotic asphyxiation

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super fatening but surprisingly tasty thing my mom used to make...

Get some hard salami from the deli and a package of cream cheese and some toothpicks

Spread some cream cheese on a slice of slami, roll it up, cut it in half and stick a toothpick through it.

Sounds really gross but it's so freakin good... easy too