I need a new toy

[Penis Envy]

 

[b_sinning]

I'm not feeling the PLUR from Shawn.

 

[BeerAd]

I'm not the Vicks-toting glow stick ninja.

I club those bitches like baby seals.

fine fine fine, I have some extra vicks if you need it and yes glow sticks make amazing dildos

 

[dbzeag]

Well the idea is that I can wear the plug inside me all day, then chim can just randomly turn it on as he walks by.

 

[fly]

Well the idea is that I can wear the plug inside me all day, then chim can just randomly turn it on as he walks by.

I fucking love you.

 

[theacoustician]

Well the idea is that I can wear the plug inside me all day, then chim can just randomly turn it on as he walks by.

edit : what happens if you fart?

 

[dbzeag]

edit : what happens if you fart?

Well since you are "plugged", no farts can escape.

 

[Sarcasmo]

This thread is going to give me nightmares.

 

[dbzeag]

I fucking love you.

I did that with my old vibrating egg, but since it died, I have missed it

And this way, it is more random being wireless when he actually turns it on.

 

[fly]

I did that with my old vibrating egg, but since it died, I have missed it

And this way, it is more random being wireless when he actually turns it on.

With the wired one, did you just let the controller drag on the floor behind you or what?

 

[theacoustician]

Well since you are "plugged", no farts can escape.

Sounds incredibly painful.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well since you are "plugged", no farts can escape.

Well whats the goddamn fun in that?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sounds incredibly painful.

The farts not escaping or having a piece of electronic equipment up your ass?

 

[Sarcasmo]

With the wired one, did you just let the controller drag on the floor behind you or what?

bwahahahaha

Whoever activated it had to step on it quickly or it could tear a hole in his colon.

 

[BeerAd]

The farts not escaping or having a piece of electronic equipment up your ass?

I think I will vote BOTH

 

[theacoustician]

The farts not escaping or having a piece of electronic equipment up your ass?

Both

 

[BeerAd]

I am sorry but this thread is just horrible










And completely hillarious at the same time, lol

 

[dbzeag]

With the wired one, did you just let the controller drag on the floor behind you or what?

No, I had it in my pants pocket.

 

[thrawn]

And people say the internet is a bad infuence on society.

 

[dbzeag]

Sounds incredibly painful.

Well remember, I am a fag. I don't eat cheese covered chili dogs and nachos for breakfast like you breeders.