I need a new toy

[dbzeag]

So my vibrating egg toy broke and I need something else to replace it.

What I am looking for is a vibrating plug for the anus with a string on the end so as not to get lost up there. Also it should have a wireless remote to turn on and off the vibrations.

Since I can't look at work, does anyone have any suggestions where I can look or if anyone has seen them?

Thanks ahead of time.

 

[Sarcasmo]

bahahaha

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

omy

 

[JAXvillain]

too bad inline's not around...I'm sure he could help here in more ways than 1

 

[shawndavid]

Have you tried a belt sander in a rubber bag?

 

[dbzeag]

Have you tried a belt sander in a rubber bag?

No I haven't. But I have tried enemas using rubbing alcohol and vicks vaporub.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No I haven't. But I have tried enemas using rubbing alcohol and vicks vaporub.

Thats gotta be bad for the ole' poop chute, man.
Youre gonna wear the tread offa yours before its time.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Gonna have to get a zipper installed++

 

[theacoustician]

No I haven't. But I have tried enemas using rubbing alcohol and vicks vaporub.

That sounds like it would burn in a deep and meaningful way.

Why don't you work on developing your own toy? I mean if you can work on your car to add a computer and various other mods, I would think you're smart enough to deal with a tiny motor and some Plasticote.

 

[Sarcasmo]

They also sell that cool liquid rubber at hardware stores. Just dip in and voila. Instant asswaterproof.

 

[theacoustician]

They also sell that cool liquid rubber at hardware stores. Just dip in and voila. Instant asswaterproof.

Read the post above yours. You were beaten like dbzeag's egg.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They also sell that cool liquid rubber at hardware stores. Just dip in and voila. Instant asswaterproof.

Can you dip gerbils in that stuff?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Read the post above yours. You were beaten like dbzeag's egg.

Crap.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Can you dip gerbils in that stuff?

You should dip their little feet in it and sell "Gerbils with rainboots" to little kids. I bet they'd eat that shit up. Mass profit.

 

[JAXvillain]

Crap.

if properly petrified and coated with plastic, that might "fit" the bill here

 

[BeerAd]

No I haven't. But I have tried enemas using rubbing alcohol and vicks vaporub.

Knowing Shawn, I am sure he can spare some extra Vicks if you run out

sorry, had to, lol

 

[fly]

No I haven't. But I have tried enemas using rubbing alcohol and vicks vaporub.

good jesus. why man why?

 

[b_sinning]

Go get one of those make a dido from your dick kits. Then do the mold etc. And when it's finished you can go fuck yourself.

 

[BeerAd]

Go get one of those make a dido from your dick kits. Then do the mold etc. And when it's finished you can go fuck yourself.

 

[shawndavid]

Knowing Shawn, I am sure he can spare some extra Vicks if you run out

sorry, had to, lol

I'm not the Vicks-toting glow stick ninja.

I club those bitches like baby seals.