I need a man...

[Coqui]

Nope. People tend to think otherwise tho.

Those people are idiots too.

 

[HifiGirly]

Is there any other reason for having kids?

Yep, dressing them up in super cute clothes.

 

[Coqui]

Yep, dressing them up in super cute clothes.

And when they're 14? You think you'll still be able to do that?


NO!

You grab the whip and force them to mow the lawn

 

[BigDov]

I was once an over-worked slave.

Fair enough.....

 

[APRIL]

Fair enough.....

I won't have slaves of my own. No one can seem to find my jizz pipe.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And when they're 14? You think you'll still be able to do that?


NO!

You grab the whip and force them to mow the lawn

Or to work the restroom at an I76 truckstop if you don't have a lawn

 

[Coqui]

I won't have slaves of my own. No one can seem to find my jizz pipe.

Third fold from the left

 

[BigDov]

I won't have slaves of my own. No one can seem to find my jizz pipe.

Draw 'em a map.

 

[APRIL]

Draw 'em a map.

I don't know where its at either. Guess I need someone to follow the trail of pee next time I go.

 

[Nyx]

And when they're 14? You think you'll still be able to do that?


NO!

You grab the whip and force them to mow the lawn

When they're 17 you don't tell them to do the dishes, you grab them by the arm, lead them to the sink, and do the dishes with them, at least that's what I do.

 

[APRIL]

When they're 17 you don't tell them to do the dishes, you grab them by the arm, lead them to the sink, and do the dishes with them, at least that's what I do.

Train them!

 

[smileynev]

Get rid of the cats. Problem solved.

 

[Nyx]

Train them!

I did, that's why we do the dishes together instead of me doing them myself

She actually does do dishes by herself sometimes. Not long ago she cleaned the entire kitchen for me. I'm not sure why, but she didn't come to me asking for anything big, so maybe she was just in the mood to do it.

 

[HifiGirly]

Get rid of the cats. Problem solved.

Nope we love the kitties.

 

[smileynev]

Nope we love the kitties.

alright. Then eat the cats and stuff their bodies. That way you will become one with them and they will be around forever.

 

[CletusJones]

just wear gloves

 

[BigDov]

just wear gloves

Did you read the thread?? She needs a respirator too....there's yucky shit in the cat box that's not good for her

 

[CletusJones]

Did you read the thread?? She needs a respirator too....there's yucky shit in the cat box that's not good for her

nope. i'm illiterate, sorry.

 

[BigDov]

nope. i'm illiterate, sorry.

It's okay, I forgive you

 

[APRIL]

STFU BigDov, you are such a goody goody... it makes me want to shart in my under-roo's hearing it.