I need a Girlfriend

[Pandora]

I've finally decided to leave theac for my lesbian lover. But I promised him I would find him a new girl before I left. So I need all you ladies to help me out here! Anyone interested in becoming this stud's intarweb girlfriend??! He's fairly clean and is a pretty good cook!? He's also housebroken and is great with children and other animals....on second thought he's not so great with children, but the rest is true!

 

[wr3kt]

I'm a lesbian.

 

[Sp`ange]

He's also housebroken and is great with children and other animals....on second thought he's not so great with children, but the rest is true!

edit: pics of new girlfriend.

 

[Kander77]

I'm a lesbian.

WTF, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH ME

 

[wr3kt]

WTF, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH ME

Doesn't mean I'm not a lesbian.

 

[Kander77]

Doesn't mean I'm not a lesbian.

roofies

 

[Kander77]

ok, I got my posting in the month

 

[Sp`ange]

ok, I got my posting in the month

that's a shame.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I could...but that would be incest

 

[Talkie]

Im a lesbian trapped in a nerds body.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well Ill think about it

 

[APRIL]

He can't pull in his own women?

 

[Ryokurin]

THANKS. I COULD REALLY USE THE COMPETITION AT WORK. :Mad:

 

[JaymieT]

Never mind theac, I just became a lesbian

How hard was it to housebreak him?

 

[tre]

does he mind the penis? otherwise, i'm a lesbian...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well you got me with the cooking thing, if his knob polishing skills are up to par then Im in

 

[tre]

how good are his beer-fetching skillz?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

how good are his beer-fetching skillz?

oh shits yeah, I almost forgot about that

 

[tre]

oh shits yeah, I almost forgot about that

the memory is the first thing to go at your age...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the memory is the first thing to go at your age...

Yeah well...