I need a big strong man to work on my "appliance"

[Syrup Beaver]

You are funny. You are telling me that you don't feel any sense of power from using a power tool? I need to get some wood and next time I'm at my parents, build Haylee a toy box. It's actually kinda fun.

YOU'RE TAKING AWAY THE ONLY USE US MEN HAVE!

 

[kiwi]

do you have your own gloves?

No, .

well, make one for spangelet, too...i'll just watch and get turned on.

it's just that i don't want to be supergirl!!

Me either, so I'll skip on the cooking and cleaning.

 

[Atan Nolme]

CHEERS

what would you like?

I'm going with a Mackesons XXX stout

 

[Sp`ange]

ewwww. you like Bavarian Cum?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

 

[kiwi]

YOU'RE TAKING AWAY THE ONLY USE US MEN HAVE!

That's not true, I still need sperm to procreate.

 

[Thorn Bird]

That's not true, I still need sperm to procreate.

but once you're done with that....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's not true, I still need sperm to procreate.

There's banks for that now...

 

[Thorn Bird]

YOU'RE TAKING AWAY THE ONLY USE US MEN HAVE!

THANK you. that's MY point. i can do ANYTHING i want to cuz i'm that smart...but i'm choosing NOT to...

 

[Atan Nolme]

ewwww. you like Bavarian Cum?

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What the matter CN? You using a 14" CRT.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I kid, my wife is a great carpenter and things go much faster and easier with both of us working on it.

 

[Thorn Bird]

where's fly when i need him to say "what the tinkle?"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What the matter CN? You using a 14" CRT.

21" and it still filled the whole thing

 

[Sarcasmo]

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What's that?

 

[Coqui]

21" and it still filled the whole thing

I'm running 1600 X 1200 and still had to scroll

 

[Penis Envy]

Delerium = meh..

 

[Syrup Beaver]

21" and it still filled the whole thing

Actually, only 1/4 of it fills my entire screen

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's that?

Delerium Nocturnum, a Belgian ale

 

[Sarcasmo]

Delerium Nocturnum, a Belgian ale

With a champagne cork? Odd.

Belgians make the best beer on earth. Apologies to any Germans reading this.

 

[b_sinning]

I kid, my wife is a great carpenter and things go much faster and easier with both of us working on it.

She's a great carpenter and loves to scuba dive. You are married to a woman right?