I miss all the good stuff...

[BigDov]

Why do you hate me so much?

I don't hate you- I wrote you in for President on my ballot.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

shaving hippies is too much work
It takes like 4 hours and you only get a little bit of meat off them

I have a 50 gallon drum with holes cut like a cheese shredder set in a spindle on it's side with a gravity feed chute. With the gear reducer on the crank handle I can shave like 5 every half hour.

 

[Viremia]

I serve shaved hippie on top of my salads all the time

huh, I've always had them diced and lightly roasted

I'll have to try shaved next time

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have a 50 gallon drum with holes cut like a cheese shredder set in a spindle on it's side with a gravity feed chute. With the gear reducer on the crank handle I can shave like 5 every half hour.

Wow
That sounds quite efficent
I assume they go into an alcohol bath afterwards to remove the years of funk on them?

 

[smileynev]

I want some hippies in lingerie dammit!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

huh, I've always had them diced and lightly roasted

I'll have to try shaved next time

It's quite delicious, and a welcome replacement to Belgian endive which got boring.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wow
That sounds quite efficent
I assume they go into an alcohol bath afterwards to remove the years of funk on them?

Of course, the alcohol runoff is collected and boiled under pressure with cedar chips for future marketing as a perfume for hippies.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Of course, the alcohol runoff is collected and boiled under pressure with cedar chips for future marketing as a perfume for hippies.

pure
genius

 

[smileynev]

I don't hate you- I wrote you in for President on my ballot.

You just want to see me assassinated

 

[Viremia]

Of course, the alcohol runoff is collected and boiled under pressure with cedar chips for future marketing as a perfume for hippies.

Ahhh,

Essence of Hippie, eau de toilette, by Yves Saint ChickenNoodul

 

[Kevlar]