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Basically we are looking at peaking at 11 billion. Education is becoming more accessible to poorer countries like Bangladesh, and they have subsequently slowed their birth rate.
 
nukes said:
Never gonna happen, brother.
I crashed multiple indian porn servers filling petri dishes for the brats i already have.
Snip snip is on my to do list.
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The porn sites have saved us!!!
 
OzSTEEZ said:
Basically we are looking at peaking at 11 billion. Education is becoming more accessible to poorer countries like Bangladesh, and they have subsequently slowed their birth rate.
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Bet you heard this from a scientist. You all know how I feel about those fuckers.

For real though, 11 billion people is a lot more. That shit's gonna suck.
 
OzSTEEZ said:
I'm never going to get the snip. @Applesauce can get her tubes tied instead.
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"Tubal ligation involves cutting and tying a woman's fallopian tubes, which are well below muscles and other tissue in the abdomen. It requires a general anesthetic and a hospital visit.

A couple of statistics might make the differences even more clear:

Fatalities per 100,000: tubal ligation = 3.51; vasectomy = 0
Approximate cost: tubal ligation = $2,500; vasectomy = $750 - 850

Vasectomy is simpler, safer, cheaper and takes less time to recover from than tubal ligation. Their failure rates are just about the same: 1 in 2,000.

Still, most men naturally squirm at the thought of anyone tampering with that part of their bodies. If you hear horror stories about vasectomy, press for details. I assure you the tale will turn out to be at least third-hand and groundless. I've done more than 4,500 vasectomies and have never seen a serious complication. The most frequent comment is, "You mean it's over already?"

When a man has a vasectomy Friday afternoon and follows instructions—uses ice packs, elevates his feet and is inactive for the weekend (no matter how good he feels)—he's back to work on Monday barely feeling a thing.

It's worth discussing with your doctor what approach he uses and how many vasectomies he's done. Technique and experience can make a significant difference both in how quickly you're back on your feet and also in the likelihood of failure.

Is sex different after vasectomy? Not at all. Because the testicles supply less than 5 percent of the ejaculate, there's no noticeable difference in the semen. Erections and sex drive are unaffected—though freedom from worry of pregnancy often enhances a couple's sex life.

What about long-term health effects? No repeated studies have ever documented a hazard to men who have had vasectomies. And recently, researchers at Harvard University reported in the New England Journal of Medicine results from the largest study ever of vasectomized men. They were unable to associate vasectomy with any health problem in 14,607 vasectomized men."
http://www.malehealthcenter.com/c_vasectomy.html
 
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Ledboots said:
"Tubal ligation involves cutting and tying a woman's fallopian tubes, which are well below muscles and other tissue in the abdomen. It requires a general anesthetic and a hospital visit.

A couple of statistics might make the differences even more clear:

Fatalities per 100,000: tubal ligation = 3.51; vasectomy = 0
Approximate cost: tubal ligation = $2,500; vasectomy = $750 - 850

Vasectomy is simpler, safer, cheaper and takes less time to recover from than tubal ligation. Their failure rates are just about the same: 1 in 2,000.

Still, most men naturally squirm at the thought of anyone tampering with that part of their bodies. If you hear horror stories about vasectomy, press for details. I assure you the tale will turn out to be at least third-hand and groundless. I've done more than 4,500 vasectomies and have never seen a serious complication. The most frequent comment is, "You mean it's over already?"

When a man has a vasectomy Friday afternoon and follows instructions—uses ice packs, elevates his feet and is inactive for the weekend (no matter how good he feels)—he's back to work on Monday barely feeling a thing.

It's worth discussing with your doctor what approach he uses and how many vasectomies he's done. Technique and experience can make a significant difference both in how quickly you're back on your feet and also in the likelihood of failure.

Is sex different after vasectomy? Not at all. Because the testicles supply less than 5 percent of the ejaculate, there's no noticeable difference in the semen. Erections and sex drive are unaffected—though freedom from worry of pregnancy often enhances a couple's sex life.

What about long-term health effects? No repeated studies have ever documented a hazard to men who have had vasectomies. And recently, researchers at Harvard University reported in the New England Journal of Medicine results from the largest study ever of vasectomized men. They were unable to associate vasectomy with any health problem in 14,607 vasectomized men."
http://www.malehealthcenter.com/c_vasectomy.html
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Gravy for ejaculate.
 
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500 million screaming chinamen

i thought there were a billion chinamen?

...there were

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Ledboots said:
"Tubal ligation involves cutting and tying a woman's fallopian tubes, which are well below muscles and other tissue in the abdomen. It requires a general anesthetic and a hospital visit.

A couple of statistics might make the differences even more clear:

Fatalities per 100,000: tubal ligation = 3.51; vasectomy = 0
Approximate cost: tubal ligation = $2,500; vasectomy = $750 - 850

Vasectomy is simpler, safer, cheaper and takes less time to recover from than tubal ligation. Their failure rates are just about the same: 1 in 2,000.

Still, most men naturally squirm at the thought of anyone tampering with that part of their bodies. If you hear horror stories about vasectomy, press for details. I assure you the tale will turn out to be at least third-hand and groundless. I've done more than 4,500 vasectomies and have never seen a serious complication. The most frequent comment is, "You mean it's over already?"

When a man has a vasectomy Friday afternoon and follows instructions—uses ice packs, elevates his feet and is inactive for the weekend (no matter how good he feels)—he's back to work on Monday barely feeling a thing.

It's worth discussing with your doctor what approach he uses and how many vasectomies he's done. Technique and experience can make a significant difference both in how quickly you're back on your feet and also in the likelihood of failure.

Is sex different after vasectomy? Not at all. Because the testicles supply less than 5 percent of the ejaculate, there's no noticeable difference in the semen. Erections and sex drive are unaffected—though freedom from worry of pregnancy often enhances a couple's sex life.

What about long-term health effects? No repeated studies have ever documented a hazard to men who have had vasectomies. And recently, researchers at Harvard University reported in the New England Journal of Medicine results from the largest study ever of vasectomized men. They were unable to associate vasectomy with any health problem in 14,607 vasectomized men."
http://www.malehealthcenter.com/c_vasectomy.html
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it's pretty much no big deal. hurts for like a second then there's burning and valium.
 
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Ledboots said:
"Tubal ligation involves cutting and tying a woman's fallopian tubes, which are well below muscles and other tissue in the abdomen. It requires a general anesthetic and a hospital visit.

A couple of statistics might make the differences even more clear:

Fatalities per 100,000: tubal ligation = 3.51; vasectomy = 0
Approximate cost: tubal ligation = $2,500; vasectomy = $750 - 850

Vasectomy is simpler, safer, cheaper and takes less time to recover from than tubal ligation. Their failure rates are just about the same: 1 in 2,000.

Still, most men naturally squirm at the thought of anyone tampering with that part of their bodies. If you hear horror stories about vasectomy, press for details. I assure you the tale will turn out to be at least third-hand and groundless. I've done more than 4,500 vasectomies and have never seen a serious complication. The most frequent comment is, "You mean it's over already?"

When a man has a vasectomy Friday afternoon and follows instructions—uses ice packs, elevates his feet and is inactive for the weekend (no matter how good he feels)—he's back to work on Monday barely feeling a thing.

It's worth discussing with your doctor what approach he uses and how many vasectomies he's done. Technique and experience can make a significant difference both in how quickly you're back on your feet and also in the likelihood of failure.

Is sex different after vasectomy? Not at all. Because the testicles supply less than 5 percent of the ejaculate, there's no noticeable difference in the semen. Erections and sex drive are unaffected—though freedom from worry of pregnancy often enhances a couple's sex life.

What about long-term health effects? No repeated studies have ever documented a hazard to men who have had vasectomies. And recently, researchers at Harvard University reported in the New England Journal of Medicine results from the largest study ever of vasectomized men. They were unable to associate vasectomy with any health problem in 14,607 vasectomized men."
http://www.malehealthcenter.com/c_vasectomy.html
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Buncha fuckin' pansies about vasectomy here. I had the vasectomy done on lefty while having righty completely removed through my inguinal canal.

Didn't have any side effects that I noticed above and beyond the pain of having my other testicle pulled out through my crotch.
 
Jehannum said:
Buncha fuckin' pansies about vasectomy here. I had the vasectomy done on lefty while having righty completely removed through my inguinal canal.

Didn't have any side effects that I noticed above and beyond the pain of having my other testicle pulled out through my crotch.
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God, I wish my urologist had suggested that to me.
No wait-id be childless, that was at 19 years old.
 
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