I love spam mail!!! lol

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Especially when they're of such high quality, like this one:

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Grunt

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Yeah, you gotta love spam..
For some reason those "Add 10 inches to your penis" -pills haven't really worked on me :(
 

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Kabn

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this was a pretty good one, except i don't bank with them anymore:

 

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BigDov said:
You and a couple other people today :D


Didja color your hair yet??
I did a strand test last night and it was no go, didn't change anything at all. I have a hair appointment for Monday to get it cut, I'll ask her about lightening then dying over the top. Kinda disapointing, I'm going out clubbing on Saturday night and wanted it done by then. Oh wells. :fly:
 

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NeedMoreEmo said:
I did a strand test last night and it was no go, didn't change anything at all. I have a hair appointment for Monday to get it cut, I'll ask her about lightening then dying over the top. Kinda disapointing, I'm going out clubbing on Saturday night and wanted it done by then. Oh wells. :fly:
What color is it now and what were you dying it to??
 

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Pandora said:
What color is it now and what were you dying it to??
Currently perm black. Wanted to do it dark brown then put lighter brown on. But because black is such a harsh color, stripping the hair would completely ruin my hair and dying over it won't change the color in the slightest. I think the only thing I can do is lighten it. :eek: