I love spam mail!!! lol

[BigDov]

Especially when they're of such high quality, like this one:

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#1863 'Angela' 34b Blonde 130lbs - Available Dec 18,20,27,31

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Angela 34b Blonde 130lbs......

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think you should order one of number 2 and three of number 3.

 

[Grunt]

Yeah, you gotta love spam..
For some reason those "Add 10 inches to your penis" -pills haven't really worked on me

 

[BigDov]

I think you should order one of number 2 and three of number 3.

That sounds like a fairly pleasing mix to me...... altough I could possibly get smothered by number 2

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That sounds like a fairly pleasing mix to me...... altough I could possibly get smothered by number 2

How would you know, she could be tall. Stop being weightist or April will band you.

 

[BigDov]

How would you know, she could be tall. Stop being weightist or April will band you.

Holy shit pull out already!!! I should have stated, I could be smothered by those 38D's.

Better???

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Holy shit pull out already!!! I should have stated, I could be smothered by those 38D's.

Better???

I know what you meant, I ws just antagonizing.

 

[BigDov]

I know what you meant, I ws just antagonizing.

Oh you're just plain mean now

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh you're just plain mean now

I'm in a fiesty mood.

 

[BigDov]

I'm in a fiesty mood.

You and a couple other people today


Didja color your hair yet??

 

[BigDov]

Just checked my spam folder and found this little gem:

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seeya there
Her tall carpet calms-down.
His green forg prepare for fight.
Our children soft shining table is on fire and perhaps whose odd shaped carpet stares.
A given little balloon got an idea the time that any given golden glove is on fire.
Her round-shaped exam book adheres while her daughters small white caw fidgeting.
His brothers silver sofa stares.
His brothers round-shaped ipaq looks around and our silver magazine walks.
Her daughters tall beautiful tv calms-down the time that whose little exam book walks while her round-shaped bicycle stares.
A given small car stares.
Their white kitchen prepare for fight.
Her daughters white purple t-shirt fidgeting.
Whose purple bra run.
Whose round-shaped bluish green clock falls.
A given well-crafted round expensive dog adheres.
His odd shaped forg snores.
Any stupid baby sleeps.
Any round white tall stupid door stares.
Any tall little eraser makes sound.
Any silver tall magazine run.
Our children expensive omprella li!
es.
His brothers noisy underwares is on fire.
A given smart smart smart printer stares.
The small exam book walks and mine bluish underwares walks.
Their little cat looks around.
Their round-shaped t-shirt run at the place that the beautiful mobile phone calms-down.
Her daughters soft underwares fidgeting.
Mine stupid golden odd shaped t-shirt is angry.
The green stupid caw smells.
Any noisy baby prepare for fight.
Any well-crafted hairy small slopy table is angry and still his well-crafted ipaq stares as soon as mine shining exam book is on fire.
Their little printer sleeps and perhaps a given bluish stupid baby calculates.

 

[Kabn]

this was a pretty good one, except i don't bank with them anymore:

 

[CletusJones]

every time i post a spam mail, my thread gets locked. why is it that yours always come out pretty decent?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You and a couple other people today


Didja color your hair yet??

I did a strand test last night and it was no go, didn't change anything at all. I have a hair appointment for Monday to get it cut, I'll ask her about lightening then dying over the top. Kinda disapointing, I'm going out clubbing on Saturday night and wanted it done by then. Oh wells.

 

[BigDov]

every time i post a spam mail, my thread gets locked. why is it that yours always come out pretty decent?

April must not be watching me........

 

[CletusJones]

April must not be watching me........

maybe she likes your new haircut.

 

[BigDov]

maybe she likes your new haircut.

After what she said yesterday, that's a definite no

 

[Pandora]

You and a couple other people today


Didja color your hair yet??

for Emo. Fiesty ones unite!!!

 

[Pandora]

I did a strand test last night and it was no go, didn't change anything at all. I have a hair appointment for Monday to get it cut, I'll ask her about lightening then dying over the top. Kinda disapointing, I'm going out clubbing on Saturday night and wanted it done by then. Oh wells.

What color is it now and what were you dying it to??

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What color is it now and what were you dying it to??

Currently perm black. Wanted to do it dark brown then put lighter brown on. But because black is such a harsh color, stripping the hair would completely ruin my hair and dying over it won't change the color in the slightest. I think the only thing I can do is lighten it.