Ontopic I laughed so effing hard at this, I had to make an urgent trip to the facilities!

BTW, THIS IS AN ONTOPIC THREAD, FOLKS.

WE ARE TO DISCUSS CAT PUKE....AND OK, SHARTING... IN THIS THREAD - ONLY!!!
 
Life would be so different if people hacked up hairballs as mundanely as cats. Imagine all the weird gizmos and inventions we'd have to deal with it.