GAY I know you pretend not to care about soccer but....

Lemme guess, you're a football fan.

"Alright, everyone stand around for 10 minutes and then we'll try another play!"

I bet you mute it and listen to dubstep, too. WUBWUBWUBWUB
To be fair, HS football moves a lot faster. You barely have time to line up again. Football on TV is for selling advertising space.
 
I don't think I've watched more than 4 minutes total of a "professional" soccer game in my entire life.
 
I watch alot of Premier League because it's usually on Saturday AM when I wake up. Or we'll go to one of the local pubs and watch it with a group. We also hit up a few FIFA games in town if Denver is playing a decent team.
 
I was looking for that video from the Simpons years ago about soccer, found this instead, GG

 
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I wonder what the fcc would do if people started chanting asshole at someone during the superbowl?
WI has a chant, that ESPN doesnt blank. Not sure about broadcast TV though.

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