I know you guys here hate ebaums, but

That was fucking hilarious.

Ape: :giggle:
Dharma: What?
Ape: Um . . . . I have to tell you something. :giggle:
Dharma: Huh?
Ape: :huge queef:
Dharma: Did you just fart?
Ape: bWHAHAHAHA NO!

HAHAAHAH.. I lol'd. I could feel it coming and there is no way to stop it!!!