I know what April's Big News Monday is all about

Nice pun. It was just a hat too. I mean come on.

That reminds me. Once a buddy of mine, who was wasted, forgot a pack of smokes in his car with only one smoke in it. We had just succesfully snuck back into the dorms. he promptly leaves, retrieves the smoke, and gets busted going in the front door.

It was one fucking smoke.